Eli F’N Buchanan 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇯🇵🇺🇸

Wrestler. Married to @CharlotteOBuck. New Orleans is sinking & I don’t wanna swim. (Parody/RP account, Not Buddy Matthews)

[Eli F’N Buchanan 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇯🇵🇺🇸 @TigerMaskRed]

Thank you.

[Eli F’N Buchanan 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇯🇵🇺🇸 @TigerMaskRed]

#ooc Recently saw the closing moments of Super Vader (aka Big Van Vader) vs Nobihiko Takada’s match in the UFW-1 Tournament finals. Looked stiff as hell. 💯

[Eli F’N Buchanan 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇯🇵🇺🇸 @TigerMaskRed]

#OOC Recent events in my life have led me to realize that perhaps it’s time to catalogue more stuff from this little universe I created.https://t.co/JGDKeUJyoH

[Eli F’N Buchanan 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇯🇵🇺🇸 @TigerMaskRed]

To me, she’s both.

[Charlotte O’Neil @CharlotteOBuck]

Am I a fallen angel? Or a demon saved by grace?

[Eli F’N Buchanan 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇯🇵🇺🇸 @TigerMaskRed]

As a ginger I have mixed feelings about this. IC & OOC

[Anticommie @QueenAnticommie]

FYI orange is the new black 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Charlotte O’Neil @CharlotteOBuck]

Kiss? I won’t begin to tell you the things @TigerMaskRed & I would do in every room of this place. 😂

[Eli F’N Buchanan 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇯🇵🇺🇸 @TigerMaskRed]

@WhammehBar //Bret took on Isaac Yankem. Was it a classics? Absolutely not, but it was short and sweet, and Bret knew how to have a decent match with nearly anyone.

Owen teamed with Yoko to take on Bam Bam & Savio, which was 100x better than Yoko’s match with Mabel.

[Eli F’N Buchanan 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇯🇵🇺🇸 @TigerMaskRed]

@WhammehBar //Yeah, it was pretty bad. I felt bad for Shane Douglas too. None of the matches on the show stood out to me as being great. Bret & Owen (the only Canadian boys there) had dark matches after the PPV that I remember more fondly.

[Eli F’N Buchanan 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇯🇵🇺🇸 @TigerMaskRed]

@WhammehBar //And the match between Mabel & Yoko was a real stinker too. I was there in person. Easily the worst match of the night.

[Eli F’N Buchanan 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇯🇵🇺🇸 @TigerMaskRed]

#OOC RIP Sabu

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

AEW and the wrestling world mourns the passing of Sabu.

From barbed wire battles to unforgettable high-risk moments, Sabu gave everything to professional wrestling.

Our thoughts are with his family, his friends and his fans.

[70s Daily Dose @70sDailyDose]

Happy 76th birthday to the Piano Man, the legendary Billy Joel.

#BillyJoel

[Eli F’N Buchanan 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇯🇵🇺🇸 @TigerMaskRed]

@TheFlamingOmen Dually noted and you’re welcome on both counts.

[Eli F’N Buchanan 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇯🇵🇺🇸 @TigerMaskRed]

Every time I see a clip from this movie, I think of @imjustsomeguy1. We bonded over The Blues Brothers while we worked in Texas together, and used to joke we should start up a BB tribute band with him as Jake & me as Elwood.

I miss you, Hambone.

[Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum]

THE BLUES BROTHERS 1980

A film that would never, and could never get made today, because 90% of the Blues greats in it aren't alive!

A masterpiece of insanity.

[Eli F’N Buchanan 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇯🇵🇺🇸 @TigerMaskRed]

They wrote a book about Markov and this tiger, called “Vengence”.

Lesson learned, cubs: Make sure you finish the job.

[Eli F’N Buchanan 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇯🇵🇺🇸 @TigerMaskRed]

@TheFlamingOmen @WhammehBar I inject apple juice into my brisket and will use it to spray the meat throughout the cooking process. 😂

I’m sorry, Little Tigress. You and I will have to agree to disagree on beverages.

[Eli F’N Buchanan 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇯🇵🇺🇸 @TigerMaskRed]

@TheFlamingOmen @WhammehBar Men have gained and lost fortunes off orange juice, and apple juice is great for smoking meat.

[Eli F’N Buchanan 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇯🇵🇺🇸 @TigerMaskRed]

@WhammehBar Who does this? Someone find out for me and I’ll come out of retirement just to suplex them.