8-Bit Tige

“Tiger” without the “r”. MBA at the Minnesota Timberwolves & Lynx. Board Chair at The Minnesota Zoo. Guitar Player. Freelance Barista. 🐺👾🦦🐺👾🦦

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Was Tim Curry the voice for Nigel Thornberry? Should’ve been if he wasn’t.

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Rockstar should make a Grand Theft Auto or Red Dead Redemption-style pirate game.

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“White. Squirrel. Bar.” to the tune of “Pink Pony Club”

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If I ever had a stupid amount of money I would pay to have a pen light put into the tip of my finger so I could hold it up at concerts.

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Winner of this game should get the rights to “Lakers”

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Watching #Wicked . So you’re telling me the parents are a-ok with their doctor being a literal bear, but not their daughter having green skin?

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Vikings haven’t signed anyone in like five hours. I’m getting the sweats.

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The #scamanda podcast is really interesting. Would love one next about Feeding Our Future.

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At Mayo Clinic Square. Really hope this is just a dumb joke 🤞🏻 stay safe out there

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Of course the Packers are the team that’s crying about the tush push.

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Serves me right. I led the charge making Animal Crackers popular again and now they’re sold out at CostCo. Nice job.

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They keep calling Mahomes “Patrick” and it’s weird.

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I am genuinely sorry Lions fans. Thought this was your year and I know how it feels when it’s not. We’re brothers—at least we’re not Packers #owners, right?

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Next year #skol

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Also I love the @Nickelodeon NFL games but want them to do a Muppets one next.

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@2KitKat8 Yeah people would start saying “I don’t want to come back down to this [mall].”

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I want them to rename the Rosedale Mall to the Rossdale Mall, just on the off-chance Bush would play a show there.

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@SalSpice Did the exact same thing yesterday. Wasn’t planning to foster until it warms up a little but couldn’t let this little guy stay in boarding 🥹

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By the end of today, even if I’m not happy, Tim Robinson will be. And I think that’s nice.