TigersWood

Catch me on Sunday any given weekend, maybe.

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@PGATOUR Tell that to my back you cunts

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@GrahamRahal Nor in the bedroom. Guy was a special talent. Insatiable appetite for winning and cucking. Lethal combo.

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@KylePorterCBS You're sad? I haven't had a good swing since pre-fire hydrant Tiger.

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@PGATOUR Keep my name out your mouth before I cuck you all

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@BarstoolTrent Sup pussy

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@TigerWoods Back to the fucking bag for me I guess.. how many more nuru massages do you need to be able to swing me you crippled fuck

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@TheMasters you should have locked the legs around my hips at the last moment. You didn't, daddy pulled out. No Tiger magic for you!

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@LukeDonald Luuuuuuuuuuuuuke..... Dooooouuuuucccchhhheeeeee

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@WestwoodLee what's up bro, titty bar later?

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@TheMasters sup

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@PGATOUR hey suits, should daddy play this weekend?

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@BarstoolTrent @TigerWoods Shut up you fucking runt Daddy is thinking right now. He'll let you know when it's time.

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@KingJames hey hook me up with your "doctor". You never really been injured right after all those minutes? I need to follow your lead

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@bubbawatson @PingTour Put the putter away and go back to your coloring book you nerd

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@RealMikeWilbon boy you done fucked up now.. the Carmelo of golf.. casssh me ousssideee homie

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@McIlroyRory Nobody cares about your fucking schedule Rory. Fetch me a beer you cock ring

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@RickieFowler what's up you little pip-squeak. Daddy is coming back this weekend, thought you'd like to know.

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Should I start training now? Kind of need to know if I should put down the tequila or not @TigerWoods

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@BarstoolTrent @TigerWoods BREAKING:

He's informed me that he is playing in the #Masters17

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Can't wait to dominate the #Masters in a week or so. Hey @TigerWoods, you whipping me out soon?