@kylieluvsyouuu@ManyVids That's right, Kylie...show everyone how happy a man can make you after he gets you on your knees, puts your mouth to work, and leaves you glistening with sweat, spit, and cum at the end of the night.
@brainlssbarbi Would love to be the cat that scares the mouse over the lever that pulls a cord that tightens a pulley that lights a match that pops a balloon that causes a weight to fall that pushes a button for you.
@spxrklybrat Potential battery damage, but probably nothing else for an hour or so.
Batteries can be replaced, and Midwesterners do worse to their phones in the winter all the time.