TIMI

The Social Engineer

[Zainab @_zmc_x]

Washing machine minutes are not real life minutes

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

Make Dangote sef buy my own IPO.

[MC @CrewsMat10]

LIONEL MESSI AFTER THE FINAL WHISTLE. 😭🩵

[OLI @Oli_Ekun]

MY GOAT GOING TO ANOTHER FINAL? 🇦🇷

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

money can’t buy happiness but mr. money is happy like mad

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

na as you una begin dey call 3 quarter jeans “jorts” the price enter 55k for 1

[fai✨ @Ibidola_]

‘New beach in Lagos’

Meanwhile it’s just a different entrance to the same old beach 🤣

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

If I put money for Piggyvest by 6am, I go don remove am by 4pm

[𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 @fcbharrison]

Leave football before football leaves you.

https://t.co/kvqAogettE

[BIG FISH @adekunleGOLD]

Be Appreciative...ingrates don't get more!

[Big Sheddy 🦅 @coder_blvck]

Not for vibe-coders, they started with a full blown e-commerce platform with a supabase backend and 8 microservices

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

I DON WAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[GIRAN REPUBLIC @giran_republic]

chai.

[𝐑.𝐎.𝐊 👑 @r0ktech]

When your kid asks for a Claude subscription instead of Netflix..

[LAVIDA BOY @Joeboy]

Lool Naso.

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

You cannot sleep with a woman that doesn't want to sleep with you!

[The Pious Heretic. @VerbaIPugilist]

How Much Is Enough, Chowdeck? https://t.co/wtWpoBidVo

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Life between accepted new offer letter & joining date

[TIMI @Tiimiileyin]

Really need that Barcelona comeback tonight