Rachel Alexis

Ambition to do everything, the energy to do nothing

[Rachel Alexis @Tiinyray]

Watching doge coin go from $.73 to $.55 #dogetothemoon

[Rachel Alexis @Tiinyray]

Easy choice, good luck @ProZD my fiance and I watched this in English because your performance was so good! We haven’t even watched it sub yet, which is my usual medium!

[Rachel Alexis @Tiinyray]

@Schaffrillas

[ama 💥 @ama_a93]

dont open an etsy shop 😃 (1/4)

[Rachel Alexis @Tiinyray]

@dominos idk what’s up with your app but I got a “free pizza” when my last order was screwed up and it only lets me do a Parmesan crusted pizza, a $4 up charge 😰 looks like free isn’t so free

[Rachel Alexis @Tiinyray]

I think this is the most exercise most Republicans have gotten this year, standing, clapping and sitting after virtually every sentence Trump has said during this speech to #Congress. It’s so cult like it’s insane.

[Rachel Alexis @Tiinyray]

Aaaaaaand #Hulus #Oscars streaming completely disappeared! Right before the end 🤨 gotta love that the last speech said “stop streaming and go back to the theaters” so the streaming crashed 😂

[dg @dontdoitdani]

my girls ate this. anna wintour, you’ve been put on notice.

[Rachel Alexis @Tiinyray]

@Squinn2121 I appreciate you!!! Budget season is in swing, hopefully I can catch a branch somewhere! ❤️

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

This you, @RyanAFournier?

[Rachel Alexis @Tiinyray]

@Squinn2121 Good vibes your way! I was laid off Friday so I’ll be taking your unemployed spot 😭

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

And this is the reality for American's everywhere.

[Rachel Alexis @Tiinyray]

@TheFrenchNugget @dexdreamer_ What does poisoning your artwork mean?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ariana Grande says she didn’t understand any part of the “holding space” moment in the viral ‘WICKED’ interview:

“I didn’t know what any part of it meant. I didn’t understand the first sentence, and then I definitely didn’t understand how Cynthia responded. And I just wanted to be there. Because I knew something big was happening, and I didn’t know how to be there… Gilchrist is also an amazing interviewer and a lovely person”

(Source: https://t.co/2PtRafE7uP)

[Rachel Alexis @Tiinyray]

Are we all in agreement that #spotifywrapped was a massive disappointment? Where’s my music sandwich? Where’s my city? WHERE ARE THE GRAPHICS? This feels like an AI attempt instead.

[ana @shivlestat]

spotify wrapped flopped this year so bad like where are the music cities, the playlists, the top genres or the listening auras… all that wait for WHAT #SpotifyWrapped2024

[Rachel Alexis @Tiinyray]

@arianatorswildt I’m just going to assume no one wanted to talk about politics at Thanksgiving so they opted for a movie experience instead. People are “so” ready to be entertained instead of being drained from reality.

[Eugene Eugenius @CrockerBoy]

"Matt Gaetz is a private citizen. Congress should not investigate a private citizen."
- Mike Johnson

"It doesn't matter that Hunter Biden is a private citizen. The American people deserve to know. Congress needs to investigate to the fullest extent possible."
- Mike Johnson

[Rachel Alexis @Tiinyray]

@OnlyInBOS Target in revere did this so I just walked next door to the stop and shop and bought it there instead

[Rachel Alexis @Tiinyray]

@misha_saul There is more of an appeal to not have kids because of the cost. It’s simple. My parents could afford to take two children to Disney world on 1 persons salary while owning a home. Now, us two adults fully employed can’t even take ourselves on vacation. And we rent.

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

This is pretty funny. Who knew SNL was still capable of that.