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#RoyalBaby used nappy 4 sale. Would make a great gift for the #Royal Baby Jesus. Call Vinny #Basildon £15 0789067890

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Two #Pub #shits for the price of one! For limited period, Patrons only #Cricketers #Westcliff #PlayGameofThrones

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Autograph of #FredTalbot £30 in presentation frame & includes authenticity certificate.Call Dagenham Vinny 0789676430

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#Original #Banksy #artwork discovered #leighonsea #southend #Essex for sale Sealed bids only please.

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Why purchase #BandAid30 this #Christmas? This single includes pop sensation Marilyn and is only 47p. Call 0790829020

[Albert Tatlock @TatlockTatlock]

#PeterAndre on your recommendation I visited my local #Iceland expecting healthy, tasty, gourmet produce. Instead I found processed rubbish?

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#Reward offered by #neilwarnock the #crystalpalace manager for the return of his eyebrows. Call Neil 0704563670

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Own a slice of #DrWho with this great toy #Dalek bought for me by my incontinent Aunt in the 70s £20 call 0798905670

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An #original #DamienHirst #artwork of a dogs anus £1.5m call Fred 0789756780 #london

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#m25 it is illegal to drive on the M25 whilst attempting a #RoyHodgson impression. #England

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#m25 please consider other road users and make sure your child users the central reservation and not the hard shoulder as a toilet.

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#M25 please avoid junctions 29 and 30 as they lead to #Basildon

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Autographed picture of 1970s puppet Humphrey Cushion played by #KatieHopkins @KTHopkins call Alan 0789056780 63p

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#Congratulations to our customer Jim who has won our #jamescorden look a like competition and wins 10 JPS!

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#iPad for sale in great condition ski the web or play #spaceinvaders call Bryan #hackney #london 0789567950 £90

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Add a touch of #class to your #party by hiring a #JamesBond looks #fuck all alike. Call Bob 0076267890 #edmonton £9

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Great toilet roll. Still in use so please contact me. Really sumptuous on the anus. Call Scotty 0789556670 #london

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Get your lady aroused with this gorgeous #Photograph of TV #hunk #Ironside £3 call Colin on 0778965780 #Camden

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#m25 it is very important not to perform sex change operations whilst in a moving vehicle. #alert #traffic #katiehopkins