Tilda Gregg-Smith

I'm jus tryin 2 hav a gd time ✌😎

[Tilda Gregg-Smith @TildaGS]

You know what really sucks? The patriarchy. The patriarchy fucking sucks, guys.

[British Bake Off @BritishBakeOff]

Find someone who looks at you like Noel looks at bakers. #GBBOFinal

[Tilda Gregg-Smith @TildaGS]

@lornlornlors I walked past the dad at Glastonbury last year and gave him very firm eye contact, so can confirm that he's still cutting about Somerset & looking pretty fly

[Tilda Gregg-Smith @TildaGS]

Well it appears that football isn't coming home, but the England team sure are #ENGvCRO

[Tilda Gregg-Smith @TildaGS]

Skyler is essentially just a mini @bobbyberk & its so pure because Bobby is showing him what his classy queer ginger future can be & now I'm sobbing like a lil bitch because there's so much LOVE & NURTURING 😭 @QueerEye #fab5 #highendqueer

[Tilda Gregg-Smith @TildaGS]

Listening to @BBCR1 & the 1st thing I hear is a song that rhymes "man" with "plan" (solid rhyme 10/10) BUT THEN "I just ordered sushi from Japan"?!? Um xcuse meh? Do I hear correctly? I'm no poet but that strikes me as a p forced lyric... Banging tune tho let's b real 👌

[Tilda Gregg-Smith @TildaGS]

I'm watching the football because everyone else is watching the football & it's just making me realise that I d o n t c a r e
something something something penalties ⚽️🙃 #WorldCup #idk #sportsball

[♥.(.Zannah.). :: [manic pixie robot girl] @zannah]

This is the scale that I will be using for everything from now on.

[Tilda Gregg-Smith @TildaGS]

Paris Hilton has a dog called Princess Paris Jr and idk about you but I think that's really beautiful

[Tilda Gregg-Smith @TildaGS]

Every time I'm on my period & feel bloated // nauseous I become convinced that I'm pregnant & then I realise that IM LITERALLY ON MY PERIOD GODDAMMIT TILDA YOU DUMB BITCH

[Bozwonk @lolwarlol]

Hi Melania, do you know where my hat is?

[Tilda Gregg-Smith @TildaGS]

O shiiit boii guess I'm actually gonna be going to australia lol whaaaat
ty dpt of immigration an border control xoxo luv u guys xoxo

[Tilda Gregg-Smith @TildaGS]

it's pretty harsh that santa says fuck you to paddington in the m&s ad. like yeah we get it a marmalade sammy isnt the same as a mince pie & sherry but wow big guy chill ur boots wheres ur xmas spirit

[Tilda Gregg-Smith @TildaGS]

Blue Planet 2 is FucKInG me uPp?! Why is everything in the Deep so HUGE and TERRIFYING & sometimes just lives FOREVER?! wHAT?! i am NOT ok

[Tilda Gregg-Smith @TildaGS]

@lornlornlors @JoeeJayyy @demibiddles shut up its pie week

[Tilda Gregg-Smith @TildaGS]

@BenJScho I'm really ill too! My tonsils are all swollen & I can't stop shivering! High five for illness and sadness!

[Tilda Gregg-Smith @TildaGS]

Mum said gargling TCP would make me feel better & EURGH NOW ITS ALL DRIPPING DOWN MY THROAT!? Shoulda realised the bitch had it in for me...

[Tilda Gregg-Smith @TildaGS]

@StrahanyJ is this you writing more poetry to express your feelings?