Tilda WDW

Mother of mice. Patron of princesses. Frozen like Walt. Burning like Tilda. Loving tribute to Tilda and Not Tilda.

[Tilda WDW @TildaInWDW]

Before FastPass+, we sacrificed a male emu to get to the front of the line. Millennials have no work ethic.

[Tilda WDW @TildaInWDW]

Real ones see The Black Cauldron reference.

[Tilda WDW @TildaInWDW]

I appreciate that Skyler Astin likes to abuse himself like this. Pillion 2 coming to Disney+?

[Tilda WDW @TildaInWDW]

This will be forever known as the Names Panel.

My name, for those who don’t know, is Katherine Matilda Cruella Ride Maybe Piston AdventureWorld Antonio Fiesta Villains Land Swinton LVII.

[Tilda WDW @TildaInWDW]

I materialized from 10,248 years of slumber just to learn that the curse I placed on my ex-lover, The Yeti, is being lifted solely because Josh D’Amaro had nothing new to announce.

[Tilda WDW @TildaInWDW]

Over the course of 15 years of #DisTwitter I have seen so many wonderful people pass away. May Bret, Ian, and the others—too many to name—ride on an omnimover of love and an eternal roller coaster type ride in the light. RIP @Schmoofy.

[Tilda WDW @TildaInWDW]

Meet me in World Test Track, Johanna.

[Derek Bell @imderekbell]

Which do you prefer when describing Epcot locations?
A or B?

[Tilda WDW @TildaInWDW]

Straight privilege is being excited for a Disney Park in the UAE.

[Tilda WDW @TildaInWDW]

Helios weeps at this level of “low res thinking.” 🤦‍♂️

[Tilda WDW @TildaInWDW]

@TheLeisureProf Be there or be a pedantic quadrilateral, Daniel.

[Tilda WDW @TildaInWDW]

I will host an open comment session on this topic on Saturn’s southernmost pole on May 14, 2781. I’ll see you then, Professor.

[Professor Leisure🍍 @TheLeisureProf]

Related: Today's challenge. Post an innocuous tweet saying you enjoy Pirates of the Caribbean when you visit Magic Kingdom and count how many seconds it takes for someone to pop in to make sure you know Disneylands is better.

[Tilda WDW @TildaInWDW]

Disney+ Day has supplanted Þorrablot as my favorite holiday.

[Tilda WDW @TildaInWDW]

Some people say the Magic Kingdom needs more alcohol. I say it needs more uncured yak meat.

[Tilda WDW @TildaInWDW]

It’s the simple things: a bar of chocolate, a spring sunrise in the Highlands, the bloodcurdling sounds of an American family imploding when Cosmic Rewind breaks down at precisely their return time.

Savor life’s joys.

[Tilda WDW @TildaInWDW]

Not one of these “agents” was able to successfully negotiate the terms of The Headless Horseman surrender to me on the Liberty Square bridge at midnight on the penultimate night of The Festival of the Crows.

I know what I’m worth — and I won’t settle for less. Keep these rubes.

[TouringPlans @TouringPlans]

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[Tilda WDW @TildaInWDW]

@JasonMeowthew Ho-ho! I see they turned Christina’s famous side-eye into a GIF.

I regret stealing her husband back in Cardiff in 1362. His horns were quite fetching to this mystic wreck of a waif, and I was weak then… so weak.

[Tilda WDW @TildaInWDW]

You can.

The inter-dimensional portal was accidentally brought into existence whilst Orlando Bloom and I made love on Pirates of the Caribbean. The spirit of Bernard Hill observed and enjoyed a tankard of mulled horse potion.

Thou must find the portal, my love!

[Tilda WDW @TildaInWDW]

Either Avar Khanate, for the neon borscht, or Schleswig, where the suckling pig has not an apple in its mouth, but a silent and ceaseless scream of cosmic ecstasy.

[Tilda WDW @TildaInWDW]

It’s not a coincidence that Disney released Genie+ and then I made a movie about a genie.

Ask yourself this: What “coincidences” in your life might really just be me lurking, watching you … watching you eternally?

[Tilda WDW @TildaInWDW]

The last time the Cubs won the World Series I was 8764 years old.

[Tilda WDW @TildaInWDW]

In the nether-realm of Guhrlstahl Krindlelök, Lord of the Frog wraiths. I weep for your doomed soul. We shall honor you at Dawa Bar tonight! https://t.co/A8Du2mLGK3

[Mr. Brian @MrBrianORL]

Where am I tonight?