Jodie annabelle Is grand she’s up in her grannies atm I’m having wee spa day. Nikitta and Zowey r comings up for a drink later. If any of my m8s R out and about call in xx
Sorry I haven’t been on this much/ Winston has been having behavioural issues so he’s in a Cat specialist centre. They’re putting him on a trial of Cbd oil & only one whiska’s pouch a day. Heartbreaking kitten xx
I admire people who have big enough sets of balls to be able to walk out the house without makeup on. I’m not sure how use do it… But My hat is off & on the floor looking donations for ye. #heroes
Oh and on that note. I’m exempt from the aversion to sequins & overboard glitter makeup Fx.. for I am a beautician.., glitter runs in my DNA & I was in makeup since birth, and was always glowingly gorgus xx #LifeOfaBeautician#makeup
You went to Planet Love darling. Not an Indian Princess initiation ceremony. Loose the sequins and sparkles. Less is more honey!! #onTheSeshINBangladesh#PlanetLove#oMummmyyy
Queueing outside #Primark now for the morning, sos I can be first in the line & first 2 get my shopping done. Had 2 call a black taxi after only 45 mins, 8 Fegs (including my lucky feg) & 2 midget gems later I was away. Something needs to be done about that. No heels this time
#Stormont & the Illuminati you have been warned sincerely by yours truly Tilly, that due 2 ur stinginess over this #lockdown I dread 2 c use trying 2 get ur Makeups done again & pray 2 the lord u don’t have any future formals 2 go too !!! Karmas a bitch come Christmas time xox
And the tree is UP my loveliessss !!!! Onwards and upwards, Snowvid or #Covid, rain or shine all b mine on Crimbo morning! Jodie Annabelle is gunna have the best year despite the difficulties worldwide. Let’s pray Senta sanitises all the presents!!! #ChristmasIsComing
This resonates with me because I for one never shut my mouth!!! And nooo Caolan, Marcus, Deano, short, Francis and Geary that is not an invitation to make a naughty comment/ I have kids on my profile member xx
I acc don’t trust BIDEN!!! Google Joe Biden sniffing Kids Hur or even Yourube it he seriously is groess old granda but hank fuck we didn’t get Trimp! Not saying I’m Murican by origin . I fell from heaven sure. #feathersruffled#USAElections2020
If Jodie Annabelle isn’t LIT like venuses backside on christmas morning with all her new toys because of some stupid virus that someee Viileee Chinese OzzY ozbourne started I will literally gooo mentillll!!!! And winston needs gis xmas whiska’s hamper as wellz
My roots are literally givin me insults &my shoes are calling me names & I neeeeds a tanning bed, manicure and hair do so badly I think this #pandemic acc has a brass neck holding me back from getting by. Christmas is a month away and Senta hasn’t so much as a feg but in la sack
This pandemic has taught me who my real friends are. How much I appreciate my daughter, my cat, my best friends mean more to me than every star in la sky n twinkle to my pulse, that’s why we sparkle in nightclubs. Wee lads who dare chance their arms r playing wie fire so yeno..
And for some positive news= Nikita & Scotty had a baby “ Xander Perfection “ .. we couldn’t help but snigger at the name & reccomend har much more gegtastic it b if ya called him XAnax instead cause he’s an all around chilled out wee dude too 😂🤭🧐😊 couldn’t write it but