Princess Smartypants

Polly-Pocket sized firecracker, walking a tightrope of doing good and not letting every sassy; albeit witty thought fall out of my cake hole. Do you have cake?

[Salty Mermaid Entertainment @saltymermaident]

*taps mic*
*leans in*

Men did not "give" women voting rights. They withheld them.

Then women fixed that shit.

[Emma Rossi @emmaarossii]

Women dismissing stories of assault with:"If that's assault, then everyone I know has been assaulted" are so so close to getting the point.

[Princess Smartypants @Tilted__Crown]

@BenJame59199406 @thought_grime @roxiqt This is a beautiful story. Heartbreaking but beautiful. Thank you for sharing. 💜

[Princess Smartypants @Tilted__Crown]

@madaboutyoutv I'm bawling. I need another 9 seasons!
Best tv couple ever.
#JaimieandPaul @PaulReiser @HelenHunt

[Princess Smartypants @Tilted__Crown]

I had a dream that I was giving a pep talk to @staceyabrams and @shondarhimes in case you were wondering exactly how highly I clearly think of myself.

SN: I give a really great pep talk.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The human body was not made to expend this much energy thinking about Pennsylvania.

[Princess Smartypants @Tilted__Crown]

8 wks to Christmas and I've started dropping #ooni and #KitchenAid mixers into everyday conversation. My husband still doesn't understand what's happening...

I blame @zachbraff and @donald_faison

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

NEW: #AmericaNeedsPennsylvania w/ Bruce @springsteen !

Donald Trump arrives in Pennsylvania later today.

We need more than **1 MILLION VIEWS** before he lands.

Please RETWEET and QUOTE RETWEET.

!!! TURN VOLUME UP LOUD !!!

[Princess Smartypants @Tilted__Crown]

@StephenKing
#RBGRevolution

[Princess Smartypants @Tilted__Crown]

@lisamurkowski 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Gabrielle Blair @designmom]

I saw a tweet where someone described that when they find out someone they know personally supports Trump, they lose all respect for them instantly. I liked it and retweeted it, but stopped short of sharing it on Instagram.

Why?

1/x

[Princess Smartypants @Tilted__Crown]

@JamesSweeneyIII What game are you playing in Straight Up???

#STRAIGHTUP

[Princess Smartypants @Tilted__Crown]

Inner voice: I could go on the Greatest British Baking Show...

Inner voice's sassy sister: Fucking American.

#GreatestBritishBakingShow #GBBS

[Princess Smartypants @Tilted__Crown]

@BernieSanders We need you more than ever before. Now is not the time to succeed. Stay well Bernie - we believe in you.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

I sat silently across the chamber, listening to my friend give one of the most important speeches I have ever had the good fortune to hear in person.

At a time when many wonder what honor is left in public life, there stands Mitt Romney.

[Former Congresswoman Val Demings @RepValDemings]

If you’re angry about a speech being torn in half and not angry about families being torn in half...

[Princess Smartypants @Tilted__Crown]

This is the only thing to make me ever want to see snow again - the pursuit of teaching the furry minions to sled 💜

[Princess Smartypants @Tilted__Crown]

#NotTodaySatan

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a snub so blatant as Prince Charles taking half a glance at Mike Pence and being like: “Not today, Satan.”