El Guapo

Be excellent to each other.

[Sarah Hepola @sarahhepola]

Realize this isn’t the most pressing issue, but when Billy Joel sings in “Piano Man” that someone is a “real-estate novelist” —- what is that?

[Sam Rudykoff @SamRudykoff]

I can’t even remember what the world is supposed to be like

[Rich Keefe @Keefe21]

Is this the first time the Bruins, Celtics and Red Sox have all been eliminated on the same weekend?

[Jake @JakeWally]

This loss was part of the AJ Brown trade

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

No idea who turned Bloodsport into a Mentos advert, but I love it. 🤣😂
Also, Bloodsport turns 38 today.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Ok, this is actually insane. Apple Maps lets you zoom inside the Apple Park visitor centre to see the Apple Park miniature display model…and you can even see the cafe barista if you keep zooming:

[Magdalene J. Taylor @magdajtaylor]

walking around outside is like scrolling with your body

[miss information @intelligentpawg]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[Alec Sulkin @thesulk]

Me: You should get Tubi.

Shakespeare: Hmmm…

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

dark horse contender for favorite video online. can't even think about it without laughing

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Sparta Prague returned to the Champions League for the first time in 19 years and this was their social media post... 😂

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

I was today years old when I found out that Ewan Mitchell (aka Aemond Targaryen) was in Saltburn

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Me: Is the red one cherry or strawberry?

Morpheus: That honestly should not matter right now.

[David Wright @DavidWright_7]

Agree that the Celtics path to the title has been too easy; we need a larger sample size and more varied opponents to determine how good they are. Something like 82 games, against every team in the league.

[Gina Muscato @GinaMuscato]

Hear me out: Home plate instead of a “welcome” mat at the front door. (This is genius) ⚾️

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Check in on the people in your life who are basketball fans. What they are being forced to watch during every single timeout during the playoffs is truly traumatizing and something we would have all considered unthinkable even a year ago.

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

When you realize 4/20/2024 backwards is 4/20/2024