Tim Alexander

Comedian. Cocktail Snob. Start Up Company Fanboy. Traveller. Geek.

[Tim Alexander @TimAlexanderNYC]

@JimNorton That's a weird take defending a group of people that actively hate you.

[Tim Alexander @TimAlexanderNYC]

@LeslieStoute @ABC He hasn't found nearly as much money as he gets in grants.

Your view is either unserious or uninformed.

[Tim Alexander @TimAlexanderNYC]

Since #Australia is in "the future", I was hoping to know who won the #SuperBowl already.

[Tim Alexander @TimAlexanderNYC]

Just saw an ad for @cocainebear waiting for the #superbowl to start. In a related story, I will 💯% be watching @cocainebear . The title is enough of an ad.

[Tim Alexander @TimAlexanderNYC]

@elonmusk https://t.co/sBexqlokyJ

[Tim Alexander @TimAlexanderNYC]

@bathroomrugz @ABC As a conservative, do you apply this logic to church? I don't go to church, so I don't think church should get tax breaks. You agree?

[Tim Alexander @TimAlexanderNYC]

@IngrahamAngle The notion that you don't want better for the people who come after you says everything about the kind of person you are.

[Tim Alexander @TimAlexanderNYC]

@TYT @dpakman @briantylercohen @SamSeder

[Tim Alexander @TimAlexanderNYC]

.@sonicdrivein I presume 'Are you a decent human being?' or 'Do you have at least the slightest semblance of compassion?' aren't store manager interview questions...but maybe they should be.

[Tim Alexander @TimAlexanderNYC]

@newsmax Big shock. 60% of Americans believe right wing propaganda that is shoved down their throat 24 hours a day.

[Tim Alexander @TimAlexanderNYC]

@TuckerCarlson Good point @TuckerCarlson . If only we strong leaders...like ones that allow #Putin to put bounties on our soldiers with no response, or escape to #cancun when their state is in a #blackout. #ComradeCarlson

[Tim Alexander @TimAlexanderNYC]

@tedcruz #Hilarious. You're the @DaveChappelle of disingenuous double speak, gaslighting attempts, and capitulation to authoritarian dictators.

[Tim Alexander @TimAlexanderNYC]

@megynkelly @megynkelly You're a misleading, double speaking joke of a "journalist". In a country that is sooo willing to consume hot garbage like @seanhannity and @TuckerCarlson , you were still cancelled. Please take a career with a more realistic future for you, like maskless coal mining

[Joe DeRosa @joederosacomedy]

I could give a rat’s ass about Joe Biden but these two broads are classless pigs.

[Tim Alexander @TimAlexanderNYC]

#NewProfilePic

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Kyiv makes it through another night. That city has already lasted longer against a Russian takeover than the GOP did.

[Tim Alexander @TimAlexanderNYC]

@megynkelly @CDCDirector Breaking news would be when @megynkelly says something that wasn't misleading garbage info that can be checked with a basic #Google search and a high school level grasp of how to research a topic. What's "sick" is the fact that she honestly thinks shes a journalist. #DoBetter

[Tim Alexander @TimAlexanderNYC]

Based on that insane #90s #HalfTimeShow , my #fancast for next year would be: @BustaRhymes @wyclef @PrasMichel @MsLaurynHill @therealredman @methodman @WuTangClan @Nas, with @logic and @JoynerLucas representing the new generation. @AndersonPaak still has to drum.

[Tim Alexander @TimAlexanderNYC]

The @NFL has learned from @Marvel. They just made thier own #Avengers for the #HalfTimeShow

[Tim Alexander @TimAlexanderNYC]

The surprise @50cent appearance during the #HalfTimeShow was #dope, but it left me hoping that other cameos we're coming.