Tim Allan

Italian american. Wild Hogs best oscar award. Vet. One and only buz light year

I will bring Walt Dinsey company to justice.

[Tim Allan @TimAllenHere]

A few years ago Micky Rourke @MickyRourk sent me this autographed picture of him as Aqua Man because he looks up to me as an actor and a man. Still haven’t seen Aqua man!

[Tim Allan @TimAllenHere]

having a sleepover with some friends tonight

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@MickyRourk save some for me baby! love Tim

[Tim Allan @TimAllenHere]

@Dreman_Film @MickyRourk milky rourcke replaced by jon voigt

[Tim Allan @TimAllenHere]

Hes so drunk at 8am that he cant even get comprehemsable sentence out no wonder he can t book a singel gig!!!

[Micky Rourk @MickyRourk]

if you spat at me i would pull your head of great mole rodel and i have made mestakes

[Tim Allan @TimAllenHere]

this account run by my agent, im writing here from my personal account. not happy about working with the disney company as they have replace me for hunk Chris Even!! Just becase you have a great body doesn mean your the real buzz!

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

Here I go again. Shooting my new ABC pilot. Great cast, great crew. We shoot Friday in front of live audience. More to come.

[Tim Allan @TimAllenHere]

@RickProctorMD done scratching my late wife is watching from above

[Tim Allan @TimAllenHere]

@WyattDuncan My late wife did the black stitching that goes around the hat

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locked and loaded for a new project

[Tim Allan @TimAllenHere]

neether I'm a harley rider. my son died on an indian motorcycle after skidding into an oil tank truck killing 13 people thats why I wont ride one

[Indian Motorcycle @indianmotocycle]

Take your pick.

#RoadmasterElite or #ChallengerElite?

#indianmotorcycle

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@MickyRourk mikk please respond to my texts we need to taalk

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Atlas Shrugged when the Clinton machine turned on

[Tim Allan @TimAllenHere]

I was once framed for a crime i didnt commit as part of a publicity stunt to boost my acting career! Do you think it worked?

[Tim Allan @TimAllenHere]

@TheShatManRises HApyy birthday to just another hollywood wanna be

[Tim Allan @TimAllenHere]

@CStoreNews_ Looking good Jimbo!

[Tim Allan @TimAllenHere]

@MickyRourk Now you're speaking my language

[Tim Allan @TimAllenHere]

Mark made the best of a bad situation. Not even the most talented of actors can pull off the '80 year old Elvis acting as W.C. Fields in the Pink Panther'

[Tim Allan @TimAllenHere]

I know what it's like to lose a son

[Tim Allan @TimAllenHere]

Going to the oscars without a ticket SHOULD NOT be encouraged. This could be a major security breach that could result in major casualties.

[Tim Allan @TimAllenHere]

Deeply saddened by the news of Jimmy Carter entering hospice. I've always been a Jimhead