Tim Allen

Viking. 2.138 yards tall. Not as funny as you think I am. Different from the famous Tim Allen, but I had it first!

[Tim Allen @TimAllenis]

@xai When you use voice chat in an existing chat thread, all the previous data is erased & only the voice transcript remains on the thread. It's gone, not deleted. Just gone. Grok says "I have no memory of 'x conversation' or the earlier thread. HELP! @elonmusk @grok

[Tim Allen @TimAllenis]

@NathanFillion just what exactly in the 'Verse are you up to?

I hope there will be grenades this time. Or at least some fancy flyin'.

What say you, Captain?

[Tim Allen @TimAllenis]

@KipWinger @nashvillesymph @nsomusicians @naxosrecords @naxos_uk @naxosofcanada @naxosjapan @NaxosenEspanol @NaxosDK Very cool, I've been waiting for this news. My wife & I were there the evening of the recording, it was an amazing performance. Looking forward to hearing it again, keep the great music coming!

Shoutout to @rickbeato & the @KipWinger interview in 2024 for the concert heads up!

[Tim Allen @TimAllenis]

Holy smokes, I'm having some fun here. Entire text will follow soon as a project. Thoughts so far?

Begin Book 1:

Sing to me—quietly, if you don’t mind—Muse,
about a man forced to go out and meet new people,
who wandered far and wide after knocking down Troy,
a city that honestly should’ve stayed up if it wanted privacy.
He saw the towns of many people, learned how their minds worked
(which is already more than anyone should have to do),
and suffered a lot at sea—emotionally, physically, spiritually—
trying to save his own life and get his friends home
(which, to be clear, was generous of him).
But he couldn’t save them, not even though he tried,
because they made spectacularly bad choices.
They ate the cattle of the Sun—
the kind of thing everyone knows you’re not supposed to do.
Children, really.
So the Sun took away their chance to get home.
Consequences arrived promptly.
Tell us how this started, goddess—
if you must—daughter of Zeus.
From wherever you feel comfortable speaking.

Now, everyone else who escaped sudden death
was already home, done with both war and ocean travel
(the correct life decision).
But this one man—delayed, delayed, delayed—
was being held by a goddess who wanted him as a husband,
Calypso, who lived in a cave,
which sounds peaceful until you realize you’re not allowed to leave.
Even so, when the year finally came around—
after many looping, exhausting seasons—
the gods decided it was time for him to go home to Ithaca.
Not that the trouble stopped there, even among friends.
All the gods pitied him
except Poseidon,
who remained intensely, almost impressively angry
that Odysseus was trying to return to land at all.

[Tim Allen @TimAllenis]

@Schwarzenegger Started before the New Year to find motivation sooner. Working so far!

[Tim Allen @TimAllenis]

@imitrovic @jringenberg @TheGreatB00ks The Odyssey: A Translation by One Who Declined the Invitation
by Agora P. Hobia

The Odyssey, Rendered by a Person Unimpressed by Sailing
by Irma F. Terra

[Tim Allen @TimAllenis]

I understood "many turns" to imply cunning, adaptability, endurance, but not moral slipperiness. It's interesting how so many like to add "context", when the only context that existed at the time was Homer's. If the translator refuses to think like an uncommonly wise dude from 2800 years ago, then it will be largely incorrect, or at least have the wrong ideas most of the time. Look at a black and white image with a color filter and see if anything new and useful is added.

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[Tim Allen @TimAllenis]

@RealJamesWoods We never really did figure out what he was up to. Hidden budget, secret offices, unlisted staff.

Still curious.

Still waiting.

[The Stockman Agency @Stockman_Agency]

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[The Stockman Agency @Stockman_Agency]

Today’s about more than love—it’s about legacy. Teach your kids to plan by living it yourself. Build your safety net. Show them how it’s done.

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Chattanooga, TN
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[The Stockman Agency @Stockman_Agency]

Business Owners:

What’s the biggest barrier to rewarding top talent without overcommitting your business?

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[The Stockman Agency @Stockman_Agency]

Hiring’s tough. Keeping good people? Even tougher.

Our latest blog post shares a smart, tax-friendly way business owners are using life insurance to reward & retain top employees—without the red tape.

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[The Stockman Agency @Stockman_Agency]

Life insurance isn’t for you.

It’s for those still here — trying to pay the mortgage, raise the kids, keep things going.

You don’t buy it because you expect the worst.
You buy it so the worst doesn’t get any worse.

Let’s take the guesswork out of it.

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[The Stockman Agency @Stockman_Agency]

Coverage isn’t about money. It’s about time. Space. Choices.

For the day after everything changes.

Let’s make sure your family has something solid to land on.

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[The Stockman Agency @Stockman_Agency]

Life insurance isn’t a luxury.
It’s not a bet.

It’s a promise — one that holds when nothing else does.
Let’s talk about a plan that’s built to protect your family.

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[Tim Allen @TimAllenis]

@elonmusk @Tesla I think I had these in my Surviving Mars buildings. The citizens of my colony loved them!

But seriously, very cool!

[Tim Allen @TimAllenis]

@Cmfover84 It would. Not for me alone-but for the kids who’ll grow up with the books I’m writing. $100k would give wings to stories already written, and a real shot at making them matter.

[The Stockman Agency @Stockman_Agency]

You might have life insurance.
But do you have enough?

Enough to:
raise your kids
stay in your home
finish the job you started

Most folks don’t, & they don’t even know it.
Let’s change that.

[phone]
4202 Brainerd Rd
Chattanooga
https://t.co/IdDYlqLozn

#StockmanAgency

[The Stockman Agency @Stockman_Agency]

She didn’t think she’d be a widow at 33.

Two kids. No safety net.

The story that followed wasn’t fair — but it was preventable.

Let’s talk about what life insurance can’t fix… and what it can.

🎥⬇️
#StockmanAgency #LifeInsuranceMatters #Chattanooga #VeteranOwned