Tim ascanio

[Cam @Swaybeaut]

If you do this at an Oilers game they might let you play

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Oh this nigga skedaddling

[Shark 🧱 fallout s2 @Sharkonscarif]

Nvm figured it out

[onagapnotsew @westonpagano]

If you made a horror movie in which the bad guys sent flying robots to drop grenades on women and children taking refuge in tents, it would seem too comically evil to be believable.

But that's what Israel is doing in real life, right now, every day.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Americans can’t afford rent and groceries.

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard on Monday announced the release of 230,000 files related to the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. https://t.co/iOcOqtudkL

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

There was no call. Not even a voicemail.

Americans should be alarmed that a President deploying Marines onto our streets doesn’t even know who he’s talking to.

[hannah jo @whoahannahjo]

dude picked The Coolest Picture Ever to make his point lmao

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

just realized this was ben of ben & jerry’s. fucking legend

[Amanda @AmandaTheJedi]

They committed to what Now You See Me was afraid to

[ღ @stfnigg]

tf you mean what's my next move? mf 500°

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

No community note

[Tookie De La Creme @MxSilverWare]

Someone is not @ServSafe certified! You’re supposed throw out everything after that cup dropped baby.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Poster looks like a Gucci Mane mixtape

[sab 🦋 @cinebattinson]

this is surprisingly not the worst thing a congressman has ever done

[gooch gobbler™ @gnarlywolf_]

this bitch don’t know bout pangea

[Pyrocynical @Pyrocynical]

You might be gay

[Khoi Dao @khoidaooo]

if you’re a public defender named mario you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever

[ethan @ethanshumjr]

depressed alcoholic with a gambling addiction and ex-wives on rotation. living the working class bostonian dream

[★7 @TatianaSnead]

kendrick really buried that nigga