Tim, formerly from Spult Capital

Husband (Former) Father (Beloved) Patriot. TWEETS DO NOT REFLECT THE OPINIONS OF

[Tim, formerly from Spult Capital @TimAtHomeAtWork]

They callin me the white Werner Herzog

[Tim, formerly from Spult Capital @TimAtHomeAtWork]

My wife has PDS (peeing in the bed derangement syndrome)

[Tim, formerly from Spult Capital @TimAtHomeAtWork]

Ya I’m butthurt, you butt hurt my feelings

[Tim, formerly from Spult Capital @TimAtHomeAtWork]

The elderly should have to take drivers tests again. Just witnessed a hit & meander

[Tim, formerly from Spult Capital @TimAtHomeAtWork]

Said if I bit another kid, they’d have to put me down. Don’t give a single damn tho

[Tim, formerly from Spult Capital @TimAtHomeAtWork]

I always thought it was World TRADE Center, like they did TRADING there. For 25 years I’ve thought that!

[Tim, formerly from Spult Capital @TimAtHomeAtWork]

@StephanieAVFC Kids have lost all respect , when I was growing up I would not have said ‘chopped’ . We had other words

[Tim, formerly from Spult Capital @TimAtHomeAtWork]

Went to the mall an a group of rowdy teens followed me around calling me ‘chopped’. Store to store, just ‘chopped chopped chopped’ I’d pick up a pair of pants to look at and they’d laugh. I’ve never been more humiliated in my life

[Tim, formerly from Spult Capital @TimAtHomeAtWork]

@DebtPetective @StephanieAVFC Ya that is what I am getting on my end too .

[Tim, formerly from Spult Capital @TimAtHomeAtWork]

@StephanieAVFC @DebtPetective I can not see it either now!

[Tim, formerly from Spult Capital @TimAtHomeAtWork]

blue grant

[Tim, formerly from Spult Capital @TimAtHomeAtWork]

They don’t let good films win Oscars anymore. You need to go to some guy’s off-the-books pizza shop in Hoboken knock on the door and slip him twenty bucks to even watch movies these days

[Tim, formerly from Spult Capital @TimAtHomeAtWork]

I think it would be really funny if Trump is innocent

[Tim, formerly from Spult Capital @TimAtHomeAtWork]

Every Lucky Charms box should have one (1) rock in it. I think this would really boost sales

[Tim, formerly from Spult Capital @TimAtHomeAtWork]

Just saw photos from the new Mario movie and - where’s the cock? Where is his enormous hog? This isn’t even the same character anymore

[Tim, formerly from Spult Capital @TimAtHomeAtWork]

10 y.o. son is ghosting me. Simply didn’t come home from hanging out under the bridge Monday, not answering calls. Very immature if you ask me.

[Tim, formerly from Spult Capital @TimAtHomeAtWork]

@cj_rebelink @BimbleWizard Ha ha the cowards block ! Very funny . These kids are heaps of fun, you should be more accepting or you’ll be the butt of the joke for the rest of your life !

[Tim, formerly from Spult Capital @TimAtHomeAtWork]

@cj_rebelink @BimbleWizard I wonder if you are cultivating the type of friendships you wish to have ! ‘Post cheese’ ha ha !

[Tim, formerly from Spult Capital @TimAtHomeAtWork]

@cj_rebelink @BimbleWizard Everyone is laughing at your expense! So triggered ! Ha ha