𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀

writer: Comedy Central, The Tonight Show, Nickelodeon. LATEST → @thejudgetravis

[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

still amazed by the cast we put together for JUDGE TRAVIS. all episodes available now! @MrGeorgeWallace, @ambermruffin, @LangstonKerman, @lolbrandidenise

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[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

every other ad i see online wants me to feel self conscious about my beanies, but the truth is, no one can ever not be self conscious about their beanies

[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

“oh, him? that’s Punkin Spice.”

[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

me, ordering food, with confidence, at a restaurant i’ve been to before

[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

funny how a manosphere geometrically isn’t straight

[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

@JeffThomasTV woah! can’t wait to see it!

[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

tv writers and coal miners are starting to have a little too much in common for my taste

[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

…was Hesgeth fuckin’ that globe?

[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

for those expressing emotional connections to app icons: who hurt us?

[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

working in media and selling hot dogs are actually the same thing

[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

thanks, Signal Awards jury! you’re honorary tv judges now! the smartest thing i did in making this show was bring a staff of writers on board, so this gold truly belongs to the team: @becca_oneal, Ian Abramson, @holbrookba, and @MillyTamarez! employ them! https://t.co/rIgjUmT3Qc

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a lot of Sbarro flags in Italy

[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

y’all ain’t ready for the Oompa-Loompa revolution

[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

“Mr. Vance, do you denounce Honky Tonk Badonkadonks?”

[maya cade @mayascade]

for the @guardian, charles burnett & i spoke about “my brother’s wedding” and our years of creative partnership. the story is anchored by my discovery of never before seen images.

to be @1CharlesBurnett’s archivist & film distributor is a great honor. https://t.co/0R0ooPl7gH

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it’s a crime that Ted Danson has enough free time to podcast

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just got a billion-super views and a trillion mega-likes on TokTik, the first social media atom bomb

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got that body type where no matter how i dress, people think i’m a bouncer

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today is the last day to vote for JUDGE TRAVIS at The Signal Awards and more than anything, i'm excited to stop pestering you about it! VOTE HERE → https://t.co/rIgjUmSw0E

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

RAY GUNN by Brad Bird is a marvel to behold and a great ride to experience. It is also a 100% blast in a theatrical environment. It must be made available to be experienced collectively. It is wise and wholesome but also real and spectacular. Delicate and thrilling and erudite and popular. Brad Bird is, in my opinion, in the Western hemisphere, the most talented animation director at staging, not only action- at which he is a master- but purely cinematic moments of character revelation and connection (...)

[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

God, i’m so mad that the new Narnia movie isn’t exactly like the easily accessible version that i can view at any moment