Tim Carpenter

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@abrkylaw @TimelessTrvlr Name a place that isn’t like this today…

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@thfcjevo @ccfc_07 Most MLS teams play on grass with only a few having turf surfaces.

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@rustyrockets Remember when “cattle causes atmosphere temperatures to increase” and we all laughed and ignored those weirdos? Looks like they had a plan b in mind.

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@TheLateRunShow The opinion of a football player is that football players are the best athletes. Ocho Cinco knows that Gronk’s opinion is flawed, watch his reaction. Chad has played in the TST so he knows what’s up.

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@SznYanited7 @rockstar5132 @JacobsBen Nope, it’s actually called US Soccer. Look up “US Football” and see what you get.

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@Samestimi @JacobsBen American football fans don’t want this either. Just walk out as a team, take a picture, do the national anthems, and play the game. Not that hard to do right.

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@thematrixb0t Yeah, he looks battle-ready with that gay ass hat and silk scarf. What a douchebag.

Also, his acting is terrible. Everything he does is over dramatized and seems forced.

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@TheWapplehouse These people are obnoxious

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@LibertyCappy Massie and Paul 2028

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@mandyarthur @grok Massie for President

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@WarPigsChief Yeah, it’s gotta be wild to have a #9 that can finish…

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@LARGOESPN Open up kit design to all manufacturers!

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@BearsShowYo Your local club

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@JakeMatthewList Reds were here first so they get to keep their color scheme.

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@liabinkin $150 — $200 is a premium. $1500 — $2000 is terrible.

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@ICEgov @HSIDetroit Great work! Now go round up the people named in the Epstein files.

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@FOXSoccer Italy at 12 is laughingly bad. Put Italy at 49 since they’re not one of the best 48 teams in the world.

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@fccincinnati Would be an amazing third kit color combo.

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@Nati_Sports I hate the Cards, enjoy the rivalry with the Cubs, think the Pirates suck, and don’t even think about the Brewers.

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@nypost Dayton-style pizza ftw