Tim Cooper

Writer, sceptic, satirist and freelance iconoclast. Will write for money.

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@terry50000 @DavidVance Because you're a racist?

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@TomK_Brit1993 @LozzaFox Like an antebellum plantation owner.

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@KTHopkins More likely there would be champagne corks popping across the land.

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@LMilk007 @The_Forty_Four There's no Glastonbury this year.
How does that fit your stupid made-up narrative?

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@laythy29 I was there too!

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@biggeorgewrig Sorry!
She's also a vegan (although not a strict one).

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@mikecrowther191 @MasterChefUK I can answer this: no. She's teetotal.

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@LozzaFox When did you go full racist cunt?

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@TheFutbolZoneX How many victory parades did this clown have at Tottenham?!!!

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@RupertLowe10 Knives are already banned and you know it. You're just trying to make political capital out of a tragedy.

You're as bad as the killer.

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@arsenal_tickets Hasn't the club refused to let tickets be transferred for this?

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@kathygirl14 @JaimsuuAI @CrimeLdn You are racist filth.

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@Theyorkshi77948 @JaimsuuAI @CrimeLdn Do your employers know you're a racist?

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@cara_mercer Unlike Keith, Grace is teetotal.

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@prodnose Funny how all those Arsenal haters who find their football so dull spend so much time watching all their games.

Must be masochism eh?

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@MartinDaubney "WOSSEEFACKINDUN? WOSSEEFACKINDUN?"

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@RobSchneider Good. Stay in your own racist country.

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@TRobinsonNewEra For someone who claims to love England, it's odd that you can't speak the language properly, and spend most of your time being an "invader" in other countries.

Almost as if you're a hypocrite.

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@kelvmackenzie I've been on 4 trains in the last 24 hours, with tight connections. All ran on time.

You're talking out of your arse, as usual.