Vonterius Coolbright

The premier WCU burner - catamount basketball enthusiast and western propagandist

[Vonterius Coolbright @TimCraftsTinder]

I MET DJ BURNS IM NEVER GOING TO FAIL

[Vonterius Coolbright @TimCraftsTinder]

Bojangles in sylva is currently closed for renovations and a biscuit would solve all my problems rn

[Vonterius Coolbright @TimCraftsTinder]

Bojangles in cullowhee is closed and man does that piss me off

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

If true this would be a huge win for feminism. Women are grossly underrepresented in the dictatorship and authoritarianism fields

[Vonterius Coolbright @TimCraftsTinder]

Im a guardians fan because of shin soo choo. my goat

[DollarDog Nick @DollarDogNick]

Shin-Soo Choo used to drive around Cleveland with a BAC higher than the batting average of the Guardians biggest offseason acquisition and they are still leading the AL Central

[Vonterius Coolbright @TimCraftsTinder]

If only there was something that existed to help classify all sounds made in any language. Some kind of alphabet, used internationally, with characters that represent phonemes. That would be extremely helpful. We could even call it the international phonetic alphabet!

[Harry Samuels @hnjsamuels]

An interesting layer in this tweet debate is that Brits are writing the way Americans say things but using British phonology and thus confusing the Americans they’re arguing with — to an American, “parrsta” is not how they say it, but “paw-sta”, while Brits say “pass-ta”

[Vonterius Coolbright @TimCraftsTinder]

Another kids name was “prince-charming”

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At my cousins graduation in frisco and a kids name was, i kid you not, Austin Texas

[Vonterius Coolbright @TimCraftsTinder]

At my cousins graduation in frisco and a kids name was, i kid you not, Austin Texas

[(redacted) @squish41]

SGA is unbelievable when he just cuts the shit and plays basketball. That’s the whole fucking problem with everything else.

[Vonterius Coolbright @TimCraftsTinder]

Thunder always taking out a ‘star’ player in crunch time

[Wayne Kerr @JTwasshort]

Mercer baseball wins 1 game in Cullowhee and they make the tourney, oh well #NextYear

[Sandlapper Spike @SandlapperSpike]

At least without two teams in the field, the SoCon commissioner won't have to make additional travel plans and will thus have more time to advocate for his league to be relegated to the play-in rounds of the basketball tournaments.

[Vonterius Coolbright @TimCraftsTinder]

T&F socon championships were absolutely horrible. Busiest 4 day stretch I’ve worked

[Stephen Schoch @bigdonkey47]

I just know Jersey Mike’s workers hate to see a conference tournament roll into town

[Rattlesnake @RattlesnakeTex]

North Carolina fast food nationalism

[Vonterius Coolbright @TimCraftsTinder]

Been listening to an audiobook recently (the castle by kafka) and it really feels like cheating but its extremely nice when i dont feel like reading.

[Vonterius Coolbright @TimCraftsTinder]

I got a 1 dollar toll in the mail. No idea i was on a toll road. I have to pay online and the fee is 1.99. Absolutely absurd that it costs 2.99 to pay a $1 toll.

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@XavierLeggette @akshayyburner Ill be living with my parents so at least you have that on me

[Vonterius Coolbright @TimCraftsTinder]

Plus the extension of the arm and shove after the basket thats not even in the clip. Absurd that this was deemed incidental

[Luka Revenge Tour @Kyrie_Doncic]

This is intentional AF.

Try jumping up and windmilling both your arms like that… that’s not natural at all

I know he has a lot of experience flailing his arms but this is ridiculous

[Vonterius Coolbright @TimCraftsTinder]

Read shai’s captions to my non-ball watching roommate and first thing he said was thats for middle schoolers

[Vonterius Coolbright @TimCraftsTinder]

@Cole_Winning Consistently outplayed by his bench its absurd 😂 league mvp apparently

[Vonterius Coolbright @TimCraftsTinder]

That might be the worst call ive ever seen, clear flagrant on shai, 360 wind up before the contact to the face and the shove after the made basket. The nba should be embarrassed