Tim

It was always Liverpool

[Tim @TimD2704]

If women are carrying rulers, we’re going to have to start being more honest, lads. https://t.co/hXfGfkRHHr

[The Mirror @DailyMirror]

Subway customer whips out ruler and finds ‘6-inch sub’ is actually just 4 and a half inches https://t.co/FwnIRrdN9G

[Tim @TimD2704]

Fml 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[_PineBarrens_ @CrackedAct0r_]

@TimD2704 Tell me you know nothing without saying you know nothing. You'll never walk alone was a standard terrace chant for tons of clubs and somehow you lot have retconned reality into it being your song. Get a life.

[Tim @TimD2704]

We get it, Arsenal.
We hear you loud and clear. You wish you were us…

..And why wouldn’t you?

[Tim @TimD2704]

Mikel Arteta want so desperately to be Liverpool FC.

He’s copied the pre-match emotive anthem played at Anfield for over 60 years, about sticking together through hard times & unity, with their song about drugs, whores & desolation in North London.
Arsenal are from South London

[Tim @TimD2704]

Their first parade in 20 years.

They’ve seen Liverpool’s many parades in recent years celebrating league titles and Champions league success. They’ve seen them climb up lampposts and street signs and roofs of buildings.

So they copied that, with far less numbers - then lied.

[Tim @TimD2704]

Surely this 43-year-old woman must be world famous??!

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

"I feel like it's a very exciting summer ahead"

Keely Hodgkinson eyes 'world domination' in pursuit of 43-year-old women's 800m world record 🏃‍♀️

[Tim @TimD2704]

@Markafc87 Why tf are you paying money to have a full blown conversation with AI?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Tim @TimD2704]

Get him on the coaching team at Anfield.
The standards have dropped significantly and he would accept nothing less than 100% intensity and work rate.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: James Milner has announced his retirement from football after 24 years and the most appearances in Premier Leaguer history 🚨

[Tim @TimD2704]

Arsenal had a street party in a borough of north London after winning a domestic title.

Liverpool shut down an entire fucking City after conquering the Continent…For a sixth time.

KNOW YOUR PLACE

[FK @fkhanage]

Hmm, Liverpool fans have taken our parade well. There are parades and then there are parades for the biggest club in the world. Know your place, no shame in that.

[Tim @TimD2704]

@AFC55555 You’re making a ten year prediction? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Tim @TimD2704]

Arsenal do not win the Premier League next season.
Awful side. Awful league. No competition.
Given to them by the PGMOL and they didn’t even try to hide it. No pens conceded or red cards? First time ever? For a team that plays rugby?

🤣🤣🤣🤣 fuck off

Bookmark this tweet.

[MR DT @MrDtAFC]

Some of the things I’ve seen from other clubs on social media is embarrassing. Massive institutions acting like kids for likes. Don’t any of you dare start moaning when we clap back. There’s not a single team in this league that will get near us next season. Time to get ready for the parade so these players know how proud we are of what’s been a brilliant season.

[Tim @TimD2704]

@AFC55555 Youll celebrate 1 trophy. In 20 years. Period.

Not trophies.

Get it right.

[Tim @TimD2704]

Arsenal did NOTHING.

Liverpool fell off.
City fell off.

Arsenal got 2/12 points against them & just happened to be there to pick up an uncontested trophy.

[Sollehpotter @sollehpotter10]

@TimD2704 Cry more MFS, we stripped your champions status. Hahahahahaha

[Tim @TimD2704]

@AFC55555 1 point and zero goals against Liverpool.
How shit must you be?

[Tim @TimD2704]

Only Arsenal could finally win something after 22 years and within a week they’re already back to being the laughing stock of English football. 🤣

[Tim @TimD2704]

Context.

Only one team tried to play football.

[Sam/FIFA Brit @FIFABrit]

If Arsenal had won today via a penalty shootout, without scoring a goal from open play, having been awarded a penalty in regulation time after PSG scored the only goal from open play, people would’ve called us anti-football haram-ball cheaters

But when PSG do it, they save footy