Tim

Hail Keanu

[Tim @TimD2704]

If women are carrying rulers, we’re going to have to start being more honest, lads. https://t.co/hXfGfkRHHr

[The Mirror @DailyMirror]

Subway customer whips out ruler and finds ‘6-inch sub’ is actually just 4 and a half inches https://t.co/FwnIRrdN9G

[Tim @TimD2704]

Am I the only person who thinks the penalty should have been a free kick to Liverpool?

The Palace player jumps into Kerkez’s space and headbutts him, like a follow through in a tackle.

Not that it matters…

[Tim @TimD2704]

Don’t worry, you’ll be in the Championship next year 👍

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Legit as many Liverpool fans as Palace in the Arthur today. Absolutely sick of it. Not sure what the club can feasibly do to fix it but it’s getting out of hand.

[Tim @TimD2704]

@Joecpfc38 You did nothing. 🤣🤣 STFU

[Tim @TimD2704]

https://t.co/h1Uhvc0vgN

[Scousericey @scousericey]

Just a reminder as you seem to have forgotten. Whilst other clubs X accounts remember the fallen on remembrance Sunday you haven't.

[Tim @TimD2704]

Am I the only person who thinks the penalty should have been a free kick to Liverpool?

The Palace player jumps into Kerkez’s space and headbutts him, like a follow through in a tackle.

Not that it matters…

[Tim @TimD2704]

Sinking ⬇️

[Tim @TimD2704]

40 years on from Ferguson taking over and United are back in the relegation zone, where they belong.

The circle is complete 👋

[Tim @TimD2704]

Am I the only person who thinks the penalty should have been a free kick to Liverpool?

The Palace player jumps into Kerkez’s space and headbutts him, like a follow through in a tickle.

Not that it matters…

[Tim @TimD2704]

Current Arsenal get nowhere near prime Liverpool/City 2018-2022.

Fact.
Best two sides the PL has ever seen.

[Felix @hobidyhobs]

Prime Klopp Liverpool aren't hitting 90+ three times in this heavy M2M era. No chance.

Current 3rd to 20th on the log wipe the floor with their equivalent level-wise.

City-Pool were top, in part because rest weren't this good.

[Tim @TimD2704]

40 years on from Ferguson taking over and United are back in the relegation zone, where they belong.

The circle is complete 👋

[utdreport @utdreport]

A photo from Sir Alex Ferguson’s 40th Manchester United anniversary dinner.

What a picture 🤩

[Tim @TimD2704]

Bro, Thierry Henry, Dennis Bergkamp, Ian Wright, Patrick Viera,
Tony Adams, even Robert Pires, all your legends have zero Champions League titles with Arsenal 😭

Rhian Brewster has one!!!

[El Granjero AFC 🔴 @Zly2308]

Bro, Steven Gerrard, Jamie Carragher, Fernando Torres, Michael Owen,
Xabi Alonso even Luis Suárez, all your legends have zero PL title with Liverpool 😭

Max Dowman has one!!!

[Tim @TimD2704]

I remember when I was 12 and thought BMW’s & Merc’s were the best cars 👍🙃🙃🙃🙃

[RFergo__ @05ryan_]

Birthday week and it’s always important you treat your self

First birthday out of jail in 3 years 😂🥴

[Tim @TimD2704]

BIN
🤮🤮🤮🤮

[Tim @TimD2704]

@LyndsMxJxSxJxRx Gluten for punishment 😉

[Tim @TimD2704]

Good defenders enjoy defending.

Araujo enjoys defending and has to play!
Virgil used to enjoy defending because he found it so easy.

The rest of them seem scared of defending and it shows. Mentality of the players is all wrong.

You can’t win 4-3, 3-2 every week.

[Tim @TimD2704]

I haven’t bought a used car in years. My nephew is looking at getting one with a budget of around 3k.

Where’s the best/most reliable place to look these days?

[Tim @TimD2704]

@WeAre1894 Looks really official. 👍 fml

[Tim @TimD2704]

LFC in the community was founded in 2010, some 14 years after the club re-entered Europe after English football clubs were banned for multiple incidents of rioting in the 70’s & 80’s.

We know our history - and it didn’t start in 2010 with a sport washing project.

[1894 @WeAre1894]

If it was always local school kids wouldn't be so bad but that corner always goes to groups every game. You only had 17,000 for your first Euro game back after the shame of Heysel, which included hundreds of free tickets to "LFC In the Community" @ZAGKAG1811 know your own history

[David Wall @1DavidWall]

Opta have analysed 442 Premier League games at Anfield, covering every season since 2003/04.

This is the first time Liverpool have failed to register a shot on target in those 442 matches.

via @OptaJoe

[Tim @TimD2704]

@feedthegoat1234 Pot. Kettle.

Oh. No. You have no history. It’s all tainted.

[Tim @TimD2704]

I would hate to play the way Arsenal do. Atrocious to watch. Anti-football. But credit to them, they know how to defend with 11.

And we need to create far far more second half. That wasn’t good enough.

[Tim @TimD2704]

@WeAre1894 Show it