Tim D. Miller Comedy

Pain is a ritual

[Tim D. Miller Comedy @TimDamone]

They know we miss them.

[Tim D. Miller Comedy @TimDamone]

They gerrymandered the shit out of some of these Emmy categories.

[DC Improv @dcimprov]

Two busy showrooms tonight ... @constituentsdc in the main room and @TimDamone for a SOLD OUT "Read the Room" in the lounge.

[Randolph Terrance @realtalkforyou]

I’m so tired of the praises for the Black person who is forced to calmly absorb racist abuse because they know if they retaliate in anyway they will be punished.

Keep your “they are so strong and brave for the way they handled themselves” to your damn self

[Tim D. Miller Comedy @TimDamone]

Spider-Man should’ve been notified.

[Tim D. Miller Comedy @TimDamone]

I almost helped.

[Tim D. Miller Comedy @TimDamone]

Trying to help Chris out.

[DC Improv @dcimprov]

Tonight in our lounge! Just $10 for these good times ... https://t.co/ZXxCujnY8K

[DC Improv @dcimprov]

Full lineup for next week ... Thursday 9:45 show just added! @stavvybaby @TimDamone #UmarKhan

https://t.co/yhe0eEKrIT

[Tim D. Miller Comedy @TimDamone]

@benjyhimmel Shit is sad.

[DC Improv @dcimprov]

Our New Year's resolution was to have more last-minute schedule changes and we are KILLING IT. This weekend: Excellent showcase lineup in our main showroom! https://t.co/ae0rN6qrJV

@KashaPatel @TimDamone @rossbenoit352 @ParisSashay @matthew_deakins

[DC Improv @dcimprov]

Happy Monday! This week you can catch @OverachieverDC on Wednesday, then @TONYROCK Thursday through Sunday. DMV comedy rules in the lounge, starting with a crowd work show from @TimDamone on Thursday.

[Tim D. Miller Comedy @TimDamone]

I never knew how many grown men were sooooo passionate about women’s gymnastics.

[Rod @rodimusprime]

Nigger - Donald Trump

[DC Improv @dcimprov]

Happy Monday! We've got online stand-up this week -- open mic on Thursday, then Read the Room Online hosted by @TimDamone on Friday.

[Three Guys On @threeguyson]

Check out @VintageKline and @realtalkforyou on TWO new episodes of the Read The Room podcast with @TimDamone. Listen here: https://t.co/KzZpY611Mt

[Tim D. Miller Comedy @TimDamone]

@tanyaweiman Hey 50!!

[Randolph Terrance @realtalkforyou]

Of COURSE Jay Cutler and Tomi Lahren are dating. I’m sure they bonded over a mutual love of this country and lack of accuracy

[Reese Waters @reesewaters]

Roy Jones "YA'LL MUSTA FORGOT" belongs in the pantheon of athlete hip hop forget what you heard from @realtalkforyou @ListenToLeon @TimDamone @LeftistPanda https://t.co/oSPa6SIBUU