Tim Jones

Humor writer-Nobel Prize winner, American League Batting Champ, Originator of FB, Coined phrase Gettin Jiggy wit It, 8th Grade Class Pres, Invented the Clapper

[Tim Jones @TimEJones]

This week on View from the Bleachers' YouTube channel:
Meet Marvin Guerkin, the attorney to call when other more ethical attorneys won't touch your case. Watch this informative commercial from Marvin Guerkin, attorney at aw - before he becomes disbarred.
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Pickleball may be sweeping the nation as our fastest growing sport. But make no mistake, it’s not just a game. It’s a death trap waiting to suck you into its treacherous evil clutches. Read why pickleball may be the most dangerous sport of all.
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This week on View from the Bleachers' YouTube channel:
There is one area where, if I'm being honest, I must grudgingly admit that my wife has an edge over her husband: Anything to do with art. But all that's about to change. Watch as I explain my plan.
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As someone who has traveled all over the world, I know a thing or two about how to get around in foreign cultures. France and the Spain are just two of the countries that will never let me back in. I just returned from a safari tour in Africa.
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This week on View from the Bleachers' YouTube channel:
Awhile ago, I saved ten innocent lives from certain death. I don't like to talk about it. I don't consider myself a hero. I was just in the right place at the right time. This is a 100% true story.
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[Tim Jones @TimEJones]

This week in View from the Bleachers: If you've owned a car long enough, you'll eventually learn that a few universal truths exist. Read these seven laws of car ownership. If you're a first-time car buyer, you better buckle up.
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[Tim Jones @TimEJones]

This week on View from the Bleachers' YouTube channel:
If you watched the last Winter Olympics there was one performance you missed: Mine! I was completely shut out of competing at the Olympics by the US Ski Team. I'm more than a little ticked off.
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This week in View from the Bleachers: If all of this non-stop bombardment of Trump 24/7 on TV and social media is driving you insane, I have the solution: Trump-fatigue: Trump-Canceling Headphones! Learn all about it here. Order now, while supplies last!
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[Tim Jones @TimEJones]

This week on View from the Bleachers' YouTube channel:
If you're about to visit Seattle, or the "Emerald City" as we call it, and you've never been here before, watch this fun, fact-filled overview about Seattle before you pack your suitcase.
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[Tim Jones @TimEJones]

This week in View from the Bleachers: Christmas is a time of tradition and family togetherness. Sometimes, a little too much family togetherness. Read how to survive Christmas dinner with challenging relatives in this holiday edition of VFTB.
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This week in View from the Bleachers: I used to stress out over all sorts of things. And then I met Buddy. Buddy doesn't get worked up about any problem. He's become my best friend. Read what I have learned from my wise, old friend.
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[Tim Jones @TimEJones]

This week on View from the Bleachers' YouTube channel: There comes a time in every parent's life when they start to wonder: "Do my kids love me back?" I just had to look - really, really hard. But I discovered the signs are there. At least, I think so.
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This week on View from the Bleachers' YouTube channel: Let me make one thing crystal clear. I HATE SNAKES! With a passion. I can't think of one redeeming thing about them. Okay, well, maybe one thing. Apparently, some snakes actually eat other snakes.
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This week in View from the Bleachers: There have been millions of men throughout history who looked good in a beard. Spoiler alert: I am not one of them. I’ve tried growing a beard several times. But in every case, I always gave up. Read why.
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This week in View from the Bleachers, I turn to politics in search of answers. In the final weeks before the 2024 election, incredibly, there are still a few people who haven’t made up their minds. Who are these people?
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This week in View from the Bleachers: Recently a quirky small news story caught my attention. It was about an elderly man whose pet named Wally had gone missing. Wally is an emotional support ALLIGATOR! Read what I'm doing to reunite Wally with his owner.
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This week on View from the Bleachers' YouTube channel: We humans complain about everything - including our cats. But did you know, our cats also complain about US? It's true. Watch and learn.
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This week in View from the Bleachers: Recently, a widower friend asked me to help him with his https://t.co/x9RE1qlxzv profile. I told him I’d be happy to help him out. See what I came up with in this week's edition of VFTB.
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This week on View from the Bleachers' YouTube channel: This week's VFTB video is the retelling of an actual misadventure that my sister Betsy goaded me into doing with her, which almost cost me my life. I'm not making any of this up, I swear.
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This week in View from the Bleachers: A true love story that almost never happened – but was saved by a blanket. Read the absolutely true story of how two young people met, and how one of them overcame some rather staggering odds.
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