Tim Furlong

I'm back! Bringing you photogenetics, poetics, robotics, genereletics and heretics.

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@BBCBreakfast 185 years ago, you'd be sitting in front of a completely devastated Palace of Westminster (destroyed by fire). This vote could destroy parliament as we know it - oh the irony!

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@duluxuk Can you please tell me why you chose the name "Expresso Delight" ?

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@ASKItalian Reactivated my long dormant account to complain about your January marketing campaign. Poor mental health cannot be resolved by spending money on Pasta and Pizza!! :(

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@OfficialHuey IMHO Hip Hop fell asleep in the 90s. Only Gang Starr & Beasties stayed awake.

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@Kathleengerrow I can assure you, I am far funnier than a jumped up NBC journalist!

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These stats are heartbreaking! https://t.co/Mi5nfcQjYW @JoCoxLoneliness

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Patrick Furlong Day in the UK! https://t.co/gdZ5WjYGPs

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[geo | smarter energy @geomonitors]

Hurrah! We're delighted to be featured in @ST_TechTrack as one of the UK's fastest-growing tech firms. #TechTrack100

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Chicks are so expensive these days, they're not cheap.

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The World's Worst Place to Be Disabled? Reminded why I pay by TV licence. Eye opening, emotional, brilliant! @sophmorg

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Annie's first voice over for TV (end of ad) https://t.co/CUVSOWAISm

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I LOVE you ;)

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Bloody gingerbread men, coming over here, taking our hobs...

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@MHLHarrison isn't there already a direct cycle route from here to Cambridge?

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@HellingtonBoot It comes with a flip flop?

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@MHLHarrison I have decided that my new year's resolution this year will be to not make any new year's resolution.....shit!

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@HellingtonBoot you have a trunk now?

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@MHLHarrison Come to think of it, Hardwick is pretty amusing too, isn't it?

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@MHLHarrison Excellent! That's my evening sorted - I may move here - https://t.co/rXGskC3pZF …

Its got a Morrisons close by too!