Dr Timothy Gape PhD

Miserable father…PhD scholar…Average husband

[Dr Timothy Gape PhD @TimGape]

Dua Lipa flavored vape

[Dr Timothy Gape PhD @TimGape]

Non whites at self checkout machines #ElSayed

[Dr Timothy Gape PhD @TimGape]

If you wanna be treated equally, a great starting place could be indoor voices and turn signals #yoinks

[Dr Timothy Gape PhD @TimGape]

Yield to pedestrians… until its a black woman with a fuzzy pink steering wheel cover

[Dr Timothy Gape PhD @TimGape]

Release the Bob Harvie files…

The files…

[Dr Timothy Gape PhD @TimGape]

When you finger a hot Cheeto girl, your hands come out with the dust applied

[Dr Timothy Gape PhD @TimGape]

Spirit Halloween condoms

[Dr Timothy Gape PhD @TimGape]

Taking funatonin instead if melatonin and staying up all night

[Dr Timothy Gape PhD @TimGape]

After an electric pre vomit toilet pacing session, I would like to confirm I DID NOT throw up #boonkgang #cheerios #foid

[Dr Timothy Gape PhD @TimGape]

At the store getting some fresh herbs for a marinade, where tf is the G Herbo?

[Dr Timothy Gape PhD @TimGape]

Just got the clavicular meal from chick fil a

30 count grilled nugs with a DC, and a side of trill rape

[Dr Timothy Gape PhD @TimGape]

Girl scout cookie stand, plot twist we are set up at a metro PCS and the cookies are actually deodorant

[Dr Timothy Gape PhD @TimGape]

Rest in peace Oprah

Is what i will say on the glorious day it happens

[Dr Timothy Gape PhD @TimGape]

Tonight’s to do list:
Jack off
Cry
Complain

[Dr Timothy Gape PhD @TimGape]

Eating hot Cheetos and playing with it before washing my hands #RiskTaker

[Dr Timothy Gape PhD @TimGape]

She said do you kirk me i tell her turning pointly #OVO #kirkversary

[Dr Timothy Gape PhD @TimGape]

What are the chances that at any point during the entire trial, triple T crossed Patrick Clancy’s mind

[Dr Timothy Gape PhD @TimGape]

Team Snapchat just sent me noodles

[Dr Timothy Gape PhD @TimGape]

Why are there three 8 person brown families at my chipotle, dude leave im hungry

[Dr Timothy Gape PhD @TimGape]

Getting the Cardi B bowl from chipotle today #filthy

[Dr Timothy Gape PhD @TimGape]

Happy 4th day of Kirktember… 6 days left!