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Tired, no i mean retired

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@TheWyteRabbit1 Satire?

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@IfindRetards @N2THEV0ID Dude, you have the easiest job in the world. They literally hand you this stuff.

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@tvproduceruk @Fulcrumbs44 Why is a Brit such a Trump hater. Chill out.

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@ebloodsports @C_3C_3 It’s a woman?

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@FreddyLA7 @mymomcare Don’t throw any chairs off the roof.

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@atrupar I don’t think a real id is hard to get. That being said, from the looks and languages spoken of the folks at my Costco, I don’t think you have to be a citizen to get a Costco card.

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@tmlamia1 @GavinNewsom @GovPressOffice That’s not a crown, it’s a tiara.

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@MrElderCare @KingTunde_SZN You need elder care. Forget the bottom one?

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@colleen_pc @JimmysSeafood @malikw2025 They ship

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@spauldingtbear @miles_commodore Can’t donate a lot of stuff after 65. I say it’s a waste of good parts. You would think an old kidney would be better than no kidney.

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@ThrillaRilla369 @SGTWipper1Each My brother and I used to ride 8 miles to an old army gun range to dig up lead rounds to melt and make lead soldiers. Where’s the harm in that?

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@ThrillaRilla369 The ballpark near me had a bunch of geese in the outfield and ducks on the infield. No crossovers it was crazy. Like they knew their positions.

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@dopescopealways @EricLDaugh Bot

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@miles_commodore I hold the door for everyone. My mother would come back and whip my ass if I didn’t.

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@ThrillaRilla369 We had a milk cow so we used fresh churned butter. I hated that cow but loved real butter.

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@ThrillaRilla369 You are doing it all wrong. You put the salted side down so that the salt hits your tongue. Mmmm

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@DeeDee46973 @DataRepublican @seanspicer @RealCandaceO @AndrewKolvet In Texas, we would say Candice Owen’s is bat shit crazy.

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@JericoaFalls @SkylarSkye3 Once you are out of Paris, folks are more friendly. It also helps to at least try to communicate in French and be polite. I enjoyed the food everywhere we went. Just make travel an adventure and have fun. There are grumpy people right in your hometown that you ignore. No diff.

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@ohhandyman @catturd2 Key word being to him.

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@oliverhenry Make sure it’s cold enough to crack your teeth.