Jefferson Ornithopter

Race traitor, gender traitor, sexuality traitor, you name it, I'll betray it. Trans rights!

[Jefferson Ornithopter @TimInTheIce]

Zoo Employee: Despite it's name, the Red Panda is not actually a Panda.
Me, nodding sagely: It's a Legume.

[Jefferson Ornithopter @TimInTheIce]

@HPretson89024 @RubbenMania Eat my ass bot.

[Jefferson Ornithopter @TimInTheIce]

Tarot Reader, flipping card: The... Gyrophant?

Me, through a mouthful of gyro: Is that good?

[Jefferson Ornithopter @TimInTheIce]

Either way, I'm magipolycarp over on bluesky. Gonna delete Twitter off my phone for now.

Might check back if theres a big shutdown party or Musk hilariously dies in a burning Tesla or something.

[Jefferson Ornithopter @TimInTheIce]

Not sure what's up with twitters algorithm these days but it feels like tweeting into an abyss.

Might have something to do with this being a previously banned account.

Might have something to do with prioritizing paid accounts.

[Jefferson Ornithopter @TimInTheIce]

@Catbytemary @Lady_Vean Kira is a top ten Star Trek character. I hope we see her again.

[Jefferson Ornithopter @TimInTheIce]

@mm_schill @Lady_Vean If you had to make a list of episodes with the worst ethical
... lessons... you'd be hard pressed to find a worse one.

I was flabbergasted.

[Jefferson Ornithopter @TimInTheIce]

@Lady_Vean I hated Lwaxana when I was a kid, but she seems delightful as an adult.

I especially like her and Odo's interactions.

Miles and Keiko always just made me nervous because it seemed like they were always on a hair trigger and I had parents who fought.

[Jefferson Ornithopter @TimInTheIce]

@uknownada @RoborosewaterM Opposite of BrainNeedle

[Jefferson Ornithopter @TimInTheIce]

[email protected]

[Jefferson Ornithopter @TimInTheIce]

@beezelbullshit @musclegeat @AP Only in the sense that at any given point in history, the Catholics have been doing some heinous shit.

[Jefferson Ornithopter @TimInTheIce]

There's a whole other level where no one walks right below the platform. Just hop down there and take all the photos you want.

[Jefferson Ornithopter @TimInTheIce]

@MAdryaelTong @maklelan I looked it up because I have a terrible memory, it looks like Codex Bezae is the sole Greek witness to the "Today I have begotten you." Version. Which would make it 5th century. Too late to be relevant in the councils you mentioned.

[Jefferson Ornithopter @TimInTheIce]

@thefullcreation @thatatheistblog Arianism believed Christ was God.

[Jefferson Ornithopter @TimInTheIce]

@MAdryaelTong @maklelan I think some witnesses to Luke 3:22 has Jesus referred to as begotten at his baptism.
This isn't in the original tweets favor though because if it was the earlier reading it was probably changed over it's adoptionist implications.

[THEE evil @obeyev1l]

i can not deal with the fact that i was born a human and i must be conscious of the horrors of technology instead of spending my time howling at the moon on a crisp fall night with the boys

[Jefferson Ornithopter @TimInTheIce]

@jay13x Goddamn that's a good looking gorillawhale.

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Shoutout to this person on Reddit who accurately predicted Russell Brand’s rightward shift and the current allegations against him

[Jefferson Ornithopter @TimInTheIce]

*flaming lips voice*

Doooo youuu realize?

[Jefferson Ornithopter @TimInTheIce]

I've only ever been able to stand watching Brand talk for about 10 minutes, but this headline matches up with that 10 minute impression of the guy.

[Heidi N. Moore @moorehn]

This is an immaculately well-written and deeply reported piece of journalism. Hundreds of interviews, vivid details, and no overwriting, letting Brand's brutality speak for itself.

https://t.co/NFs4cD0qpN