Tim John

Husband, father, debonair man about town.

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@beyondreasdoubt @JustineBateman I've really gotta do the same. I need ANUSTART.

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@NDFootball @GabeRubio97 @steelers @NFL @FightingIrish I'm not even a Steelers fan, but Gabe LOOKS like a Pittsburgh Steeler.

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Hey coach, I learned something new about our greatest president today. @3YearLetterman The dude was a writer. Just like you! "either write something worth reading, or do something worth writing." - Benny Franklin.

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@SteveAngeli_125 @CuseFootball Yo. Steve. I'm just another random domer. I believe we're all cheering for your teammates in Syracuse as our collective second favorite team (except on the 22nd). You scored big time, you will always be once of us, and upstate NY will forever know your name.

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I have like 17 followers, so precisely 5 people are going to read this and I need you to join along. @pamelaanderson is the new Betty White. Nobody, literally nobody, can justify a bad word about this woman. She rocks socks, and I want someone else to acknowledge that.

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@IAMannalynnemcc plays the most convincing dead chick in the first episode of Lucifer I've ever seen. Every time I restart this series (because I have the attention span of a 3 year old) I have to close my eyes for a second when she gets shot. It's unreal and I'm wimp.

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@neiltyson Don't piss her off, Doc.

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@FrankieV_UHND Marcus also has yet to literally murder a student.

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@GoIrishCoachO There is nobody more fun to watch than these ladies. I'm keeping a running tally today on how many times Hannah ends up falling to the ground after making some amazing Simone Biles-esque crazy flippin layup. GO IRISH!

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@RedditCFB I absolutely do not believe I'm the only one whose been referring to him as "Skittlebrow" for the last 3 hours.

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@HackedOffHugh deserves 11 fucking Oscars for Heretic. To my like 30 followers, understand this.

[Rivals High School @RivalsHS]

Mike Elko really is a DAWG 😤

(via @AggieFootball)

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GGGOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO GO GO GO GOOOOOOllllllllllllllllllllll!

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To all 20 something of my followers... Admittedly biased because my ex-wife who I still deeply care for was one of the other girls at the playground when Amber Hagerman was taken. "Amber Alert" is worth your time. And @haydenpanettier is more gorgeous than ever.

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One month, Governor. You ready? @gretchenwhitmer

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@jessica_smetana I hate that I stopped reading after "Morton's" and just got hungry. Maybe hangry. Don't know yet...

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@maggie_vanoni I'd like to see Geno rock some red heals. Muffet>Geno.

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How @seanflanery and @JordanCBelfi didn't win every fucking award there is for @NefariousMovie_ is beyond me. It's like 12 angry men.... except there's two, and maybe one's not a man, and and and and.... god damnit. Move over other trippy horror-but kinda not horror movies.

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@SickosCommittee @2Fast2Sickos A Simone Biles mannequin would have stuck the landing.

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@SickosCommittee AllSport was the greatest sports drink of all time. 1/2 Sprite and 1/2 Fruit Punch Gatorade is as close as you can get now.