Locked in. Snatches the hat without breaking stride. Didn’t give a shit about the posing mirror. Reloaded his arms like Henry Cavill in Mission Impossible
King
With Michigan’s win tonight, no team has ever lost the National Championship in the same season that its football coach was fired for cause and then arrested on three separate charges including third-degree home invasion.
CO-WORKER: Did you eat my yogurt from the break room fridge?
ME (pretending to end a phone call as my lips are covered in strawberry Oikos Pro Complete Protein Greek yogurt): I was just talking with the President.
BREAKING: Boston College transfer DB Omar Thornton has Committed to Miami, he tells @on3
This season he totaled 82 tackles, 4 forced fumbles, 2 sacks, and 1 INT
He’s one of the Top DBs in the portal
https://t.co/RlUbB6Fk7q
Rueben Bain Jr. has generated 6.3 pressures per game in the College Football Playoff.
By comparison, Myles Garrett averaged 4.9 pressures/game this season.
Miami is the only FBS or NFL team in the last 20 years to:
hold the ball for 40:00+
amass 400+ yards of offense
convert 10+ third downs
convert multiple fourth downs
have 4 drives of 13+ plays
...all in the same game, regular season or postseason.
Reed was sacked 10 times all year. He was sacked 7 times today. Cassius Howell led the conference in sacks. He had two tackles and nothing else.
This isn’t the SEC anymore.