Tim Lyford

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

i present to u the most important NFT. RT for a chance to win one of ten exclusive #McRibNFT

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[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

UNBELIEVABLE!

@kikkanimal & @jessdiggs earn the first ever cross-country #gold medal for @TeamUSA, with a pass that will go down in American Olympic history! #WinterOlympics #BestOfUS https://t.co/4YMw63E4C3

[UNSPORTSMANLIKE @UnSportsESPN]

RT this for a chance to play Bucs WR @MikeEvans13_ in @EAMaddenNFL here at ESPN.
#MMSweepsNFL
RULES: https://t.co/u6Geyr2Bqe

[Ginny Dalrymple @vodalrymple]

Check out this super realistic lawn art. #HillaryBecause

[UNSPORTSMANLIKE @UnSportsESPN]

RT for a chance to attend a CFP Semis game! YOU pick YOUR bowl!
#mmfridaysweeps
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[UNSPORTSMANLIKE @UnSportsESPN]

RT for a chance at the Ultimate Tailgate Experience at ALA/LSU.
#mmwednesdaysweeps
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[UNSPORTSMANLIKE @UnSportsESPN]

RT this for a chance to go to ESPN’s College GameDay on 10/1.
#mmtuesdaysweeps
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[Tim Lyford @TimLyford]

The ONLY way @vodalrymple will upgrade to a smartphone is if @AnnaKendrick47 tells her to.

[Tim Lyford @TimLyford]

@wilburzcat freeloader

[Tim Lyford @TimLyford]

@wilburzcat you don't have the balls to actually do it... literally.

[Tim Lyford @TimLyford]

@wilburzcat I'm surprised you found the time to write due to your busy sleep schedule.

[Tim Lyford @TimLyford]

@DrinkBODYARMOR What's your greatest non-baseball accomplishment? #AskTrout

[Tim Lyford @TimLyford]

Gonzo, Crawford... then what?

[Tim Lyford @TimLyford]

vetlhghaH qev vo' crap. #klingon (translate: http://bit.ly/fwC3cD)

[Tim Lyford @TimLyford]

@SportsCenter: I think the Redskins should look at signing Golic after that stellar performance.

[Tim Lyford @TimLyford]

Effectively scarred someone today: Check.

[Tim Lyford @TimLyford]

In the wake of the decision, the United States has been reduced to 49 states plus more farm land.

[Tim Lyford @TimLyford]

@KingJames: Good luck with making one of the most important decisions of your career. I'll be tuning in!

[Tim Lyford @TimLyford]

Last tweet four months ago was about my finger... in two weeks, I'm getting surgery on my finger.