Tim Magnusson

It was easy for the Commies to hide. They just put their boats in the corner of the harbor, because everyone knows Swedes don’t go into corners. Don Cherry

[danny @dabbs346]

Update?

[Janice Hough @leftcoastbabe]

From the Texas Tribune:

After Mexican officials confirmed case of screwworm in Nov. 2024, USDA, under Joe Biden, closed southern ports of entry to live cattle imports to prevent spread of screwworm into U.S. Move also strained supply of cattle in Texas....
USDA reversed course in Feb 2025, after Trump took office, announcing opening of ports"

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Idiocracy becoming real life wasn't on my bingo sheet.

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

I will never get used to this kind of obscenity being used in an official statement by the White House Communication Director.

The White House no longer aspires to lead from a higher moral vantage point, it seeks to fight in the mud with the pigs.

[Stan R. Mitchell @StanRMitchell]

If this kind of video is already circulating in May, the campaign ads heading into November are going to be absolutely brutal.

[Tim Magnusson @TimMagnusson]

@GlobeKPD CBC is by far the best, if you can get it.

[Frederick Melo, Reporter/Axolotl @FrederickMelo]

If you read nothing else today… https://t.co/C5PWjuqVAt

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

Narrator: He did, in fact, have that right.

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

Happy 420 Day.

As always, we celebrate the 53rd anniversary of when Gail & Dale sang "One Toke Over the Line,” on Lawrence Welk.

Neither knew what the song was about. Welk thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”

[Frederick Melo, Reporter/Axolotl @FrederickMelo]

80 interviews with Department of Homeland Security workers at all levels: Kristi Noem introduced herself to ICE after walking into the room with the theme song “Hot Mama,” took no questions and left. Biden’s silence on the immigration fiasco did no one favors. ICE agents in Minneapolis were conflicted, nervous, out of their league…
https://t.co/yReBHCFovF

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

If Bernie’s Social Security bill was enacted in 2021, Musk would’ve paid $2.9 billion more in taxes, Social Security would’ve been solvent for 75 years, benefits would’ve gone up by $2,400 & 93% would’ve paid $0 more in taxes.

Instead, they want you to work till you drop dead.

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨 BREAKING: The most expensive spacecraft ever built.. $93 billion to get us back to the moon.. is being rotated toward the sun because the $30 million toilet vent froze and filled the capsule with the smell of frozen piss..

it’s 2026.. astronauts are peeing into backup bags because the high-tech plumbing on our return-to-the-moon mission needs sunlight to thaw.. apollo guys did this in 1969 with duct tape and a prayer.. we came back half a century later with a $30 million toilet that still can’t beat zero degrees..

they built an entire launch system over seven years.. spent more than the GDP of 100 countries.. and the mission is being run like a student housing maintenance request..

“can you turn the heat up.. the bathroom is frozen again.”

nasa is fighting physics.. it’s also fighting a procurement machine that charges taxpayers $93 billion to deliver the same bathroom the apollo boys had when richard nixon was president..

this is the most expensive smell in human history.

[Erin Burnett OutFront @OutFrontCNN]

“It’s infuriating for those of us who wear the cloth of our country… are you really going to spend five minutes talking about a damn pen?”

Former US Congressman & Army veteran reacts after President Trump spend nearly five minutes at his cabinet meeting talking about sharpies and pens while America is at war.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

me trying to explain my feelings to a girl after 17 drinks

[dub 🌊 (true patriot haha thanks sir!) @dubs_thoughts]

He’s if Thief River Falls, Minnesota was a human being

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

What's your favorite part of the Golden Age?

War
Job losses
Manufacturing losses
Gas hikes
Epstein cover-up
Record high food
Farm bailout
Trump Tariffs
Medicaid cuts
Record debt
Loss of tourism
Being hated worldwide
The Ballroom
Mass Corruption

[Mike Madrid @madrid_mike]

Have they tried tariffs to protect the US meth industry?

[Daniel Di Martino @DanielDiMartino]

They're taking our meth jobs! 😂

[Dan WHENESOTA @WHENESOTA]

Also #OTD in #Minnesota Sports History (1976) The Fighting Saints franchise folds in the lobby of the MSP Airport. The team was scheduled to fly to Cincinnati for a game that night against the stingers. (Photos from MNHS/Neale Van Ness)
#ASlapShotInTime #NHL #MNwild

[David Frum @davidfrum]

Just a suggestion: the kind of person who would seek personally to profit from having an airport named after him ... is the kind of person airports should not be named after.