Tim Matsay

[Tim Matsay @TimMatsay]

@elonmusk There’s no hope left in the world

[Tim Matsay @TimMatsay]

I do believe I might become a full fledged chain smoking alcoholic over these next four years

[Tim Matsay @TimMatsay]

I’d literally die if I had a job where you actually had to look nice and presentable

[Tim Matsay @TimMatsay]

I will not budge on my opinion that the best cinematic year was 2004 when Rachel McAdams was in both Mean Girls and The Notebook

[eiji @SemiNoLemonStar]

Thank you for a dope ski trip, you're all rockstars! Can't wait to explore some other state with you all next winter 🩵❄️☃️

[Tim Matsay @TimMatsay]

Nothing scares me more than literally anyone from gen z

[Tim Matsay @TimMatsay]

@tdibartt Pure deliciousness

[Tim Matsay @TimMatsay]

Took me a year and a half living in NYC but I finally had my first Chopped Cheese

[Tim Matsay @TimMatsay]

@joshgroban Did you see the bear?

[Tim Matsay @TimMatsay]

Nothing is more embarrassing than seeing the photos from 10 years ago in college of you posing in your student nurse scrubs and stethoscope🫣

[Tim Matsay @TimMatsay]

If Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds ever break up I simply will not be able to adapt to that type of world

[Tim Matsay @TimMatsay]

There is nothing and I mean nothing more frustrating than getting to the subway platform right as it’s leaving

[Tim Matsay @TimMatsay]

Cause you can hear it in the silence
You can feel it on the way home
You can see it with the lights out
#1989TV

[Tim Matsay @TimMatsay]

I’m a cute huge yacht

[Tim Matsay @TimMatsay]

“I’m a bitch for mayo” -Marissa
SAME

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[Tim Matsay @TimMatsay]

I love the feeling of eating so much Chinese food you have the inability to move 🤤

[Tim Matsay @TimMatsay]

Am I Kenough?

[New Jersey @NJGov]

No cap.

Today we made lifesaving medications more affordable by capping co-pays for EpiPens at $25, insulin at $35, and asthma inhalers at $50.

[Tim Matsay @TimMatsay]

That July ninth, the beat of your heart, it jumps through your shirt