tim

Bills, Blues, Cards. Very Bisexual. Founder and CEO of the Burliever Movement. Proud Member of Oli Marmol FC. Peer-Certified Ball Knower.

[tim @TimMitch13]

Top 5 twitter moment of all time, and yes i ate many breadsticks for you guys

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

@TimMitch13 tim, direct your attention to the never-ending breadsticks

[tim @TimMitch13]

knicks WON???

[tim @TimMitch13]

a leadoff walk to KYLE HIGASHIOKA, it’s so over

[tim @TimMitch13]

ROB????

[tim @TimMitch13]

JOSE FERMIN HAS TO BE BANNED FROM ABS. WHAT IS HAPPENING

[tim @TimMitch13]

TOMMY THREE BAGS

[tim @TimMitch13]

burly 3 rbi day before we’re even out of the 3rd :)

[tim @TimMitch13]

is the regular camera broken? why are we getting these “behind home plate” views for every batted ball?

[tim @TimMitch13]

he was still too optimistic, he struck out 😭😭😭

[tim @TimMitch13]

victor scott so dogshit that he was in a hitter’s count and chip still said “hopefully it’s a productive out”

[tim @TimMitch13]

@FilterVaccine i’m looking but no official numbers yet

[tim @TimMitch13]

andrelton simmons ain’t got SHIT on my goat

[tim @TimMitch13]

ROB is broken :(((((((

[tim @TimMitch13]

walker and burly holy shit my goats stay winning

[tim @TimMitch13]

mlb replay review always *has* a different view but never actually *shows* this footage

[tim @TimMitch13]

https://t.co/jEb64YUtdr

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Gorm 🌮

[tim @TimMitch13]

bob’s frequent usage of underscores instead of commas is one of better bits that no one talks about

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

Dodgers starter Emmet Sheehan allows just three hits in a career-equalling high 6.1 innings_retiring 15 consecutive batters at one point_but 2 of the 3 hits are solo homers, and he leaves with the Arizona Diamondbacks leading 2-1.

[tim @TimMitch13]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

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Bombshell: The #Browns are finalizing a trade of Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the #Rams in a shocker, sources tell me, @TomPelissero & @AdamSchefter.

Cleveland would send Garrett to LA in exchange for star edge Jared Verse, a first-rounder, and more.

[tim @TimMitch13]

if the cardinals have a losing record during pride month then we will be cancelling them for their homophobia btw

[tim @TimMitch13]

who told nolan gorman he was allowed to tap the helmet

[tim @TimMitch13]

who told jose fermin he was allowed to tap the helmet