Timned

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Computer Engr
AI nomad

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If your boyfriend is over 35 years old, please post your pictures with him and tag him on all social media platforms, saying:

"The LOML, I can't wait to do forever with you".

If he's married, his wife will see it.

Or someone that knows his wife will see it.

End.

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

Some of you are really useless, and you don’t have anyone in your life to tell you.

If you visit anyone and spend the night there, the next morning, offer to do a chore. You are not too big to pick up a broom, mop the floor, do the dishes, or make the bed.

Even worse if you are spending days. It doesn’t matter if the host is your sibling, in-law, friend, acquaintance, talking stage, partner, or whatever kind of relationship you have with them.

It doesn’t matter if you are rich or poor. That is irrelevant in someone else’s house.

I’m beginning to see more reasons why a lot of you are against cohabitation. It is not about the sex because that is a constant in your relationship anyway. It just exposes the kind of person you are.

You want to spend days in someone’s house, and the only things you want to do are eat, press your phone, have sex, and go back to sleep because you are who exactly?

They may not tell you, but it’ll take just two visits max for them to clock you and start planning their exit strategy.

Your host may even end up not allowing you to do anything. But it is basic courtesy to offer to be useful.

Why would you want to spend days in someone’s house and choose to be useless?

[Timned @TimNedofficial]

@jamesirke @rukky_nate Politicals has really dealt with us😂😂😂

[Timned @TimNedofficial]

@belovedjew @jon_d_doe Very true

[I AM BLAZE THE CURIOUS⚕️☢️ @Blazethecurious]

@jon_d_doe Apologies good sir 🙏🏾, I just had to drop this here. This video I happened to still have has come in handy now.

Daalu 👍🏾 😅

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

End.

[Esther Umoh @EstherUmoh10]

Peter Obi and aviation students in Zaria.

[Timned @TimNedofficial]

@dr00p7 @0xsmile @union_build Use this https://t.co/w9peH1IS7o

[Timned @TimNedofficial]

@custommade_ng 💯

[Timned @TimNedofficial]

@ohuke71408 0.12

[Timned @TimNedofficial]

@MavrykNetwork Great move

[Timned @TimNedofficial]

@0xxnuel @0xIntuition @0xbilly @h0xrus @fvngbill Intuition going strong!

[Timned @TimNedofficial]

@HaustNetwork Lets go @HaustNetwork

[Haust Network @HaustNetwork]

Let’s start from the big news:

Haust has allocated more than 500,000,000 $HAUST for the BioGenesis NFT experiment.
⸻
🧪 How to Earn $HAUST

Here’s how rewards are earned in Haust’s dNFT experiment — and what participants can expect if they go all the way from collecting BioCultures to evolving their LifeForm.
Let’s walk through an example using a typical experiment participant 👇
⸻
🔬 Step 1: Mint the Essentials

The participant decides to join the BioGenesis experiment.
They start by visiting the Petri Dish and minting all the Essentials:
→ Lab Kit, Nutrition Medium, and Petri Dish
⸻
🧬 Step 2: Collecting Cultures

The participant becomes a collector. In their collection for example:
• 1x SA074
• 3x CA185
• 1x LA259
→ That’s 5 different BioCultures in total.
⸻
🚀 Step 3: Creating a LifeForm

When Haust launches on mainnet, the participant inoculates all components and mints their dNFT LifeForm —
which means combining all BioCultures in the Petri Dish with the Lab Kit and Nutrition Medium, giving birth to a new digital LifeForm.
⸻
💰 How Many $HAUST Can They Earn?

Each 1 BioCulture is valued at 66+ $HAUST,
with rarer ones reaching up to 700 $HAUST per 1 BioCulture.
The participant can claim this rewards immediately after minting their LifeForm and finish the experiment.
But that’s just the beginning. The rewards will multiply for those who continue the experiment.
⸻
🧬 How to Maximize Rewards?

The participant’s LifeForm begins to evolve over time.
→ Each day adds +0.5% to the total reward
→ Full maturation takes 180 days
They can exit the experiment at any time
— and receive a proportional reward based on the maturity level (we call this - ERS Current Value).
⸻
🎁 Example:

• Base reward: 1000 $HAUST
• Maximum reward (after 180 days): 10,000 $HAUST
If the participant exits after 30 days → they get ~25% → ≈ 2,500 $HAUST
If they wait the full 180 days → they get the full 10,000 $HAUST (we call this - ERS Full value)
⸻
🧬 BioGenesis is Art. It’s an Experiment. It’s a Reward System.
If you’re already in — congrats.
If not — there’s still time to start (but not much).

The show must go on.
https://t.co/GhSubqTLFz

[Timned @TimNedofficial]

@MediaMonad 0x96775559b5fdded647e14af20e267c9e3111b473

[Timned @TimNedofficial]

@MediaMonad 0x9DDf9E62D1FC7a2e9385Bd32Cb2976f6655D7703

[dango🍡 @dango]

Slowly but surely, everything’s falling into place.

Testnet-2 is live, and with it comes our most anticipated release yet — a fully onchain, first-of-its-kind Central Limit Order Book (CLOB) 🧵

[Timned @TimNedofficial]

https://t.co/swSg2eqB1E

[Haust Network @HaustNetwork]

🚨 Stake & Lock -> Earn! New Testnet Feature is Live!

We’re now testing incentives for providing liquidity on the Haust DEX.
Add liquidity, simulate rewards, and help us refine the future of DeFi.

💡 Your feedback = a better mainnet.

More info → https://t.co/kZ1VHsb4ma

#HaustTestnet

[Timned @TimNedofficial]

@union_build @0xkaiserkarel Union build

[Timned @TimNedofficial]

@union_build ZK is the end game.