Timothy Farr

Guy who can't come up with amusing descriptions of himself.

[Timothy Farr @TimNicholasFarr]

@PaulBevis Unfortunately I broke mine. They need a warning landing specifying that you can't stab peeps with it..

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@gavinbunney Congrats on the new Bunney()! Funny how quick you forget the trauma of having a new born.. and yeah - I'm IAGing still..

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@gavinbunney yah mun. Slumming it in Syd. Is life treating you well?!

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@dawogfather @gavinbunney @PaulBevis @notoriouskiwi I'm an old-fashioned grails girl, myself.

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@PaulBevis dammit Bevis. Quit stealing our glory! @dawogfather @danielnaumann

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@gavinbunney yes it is a requirement. Had to change my wife's name to Tim. Makes for creepy pillow talk. #alsoGoToHell :D

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The previous tenant at my house was "Timothy Shirt". Just got a letter addressed to Mr T Shirt. That's worse than "Mr Farr, T". Almost..

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@dawogfather who'd a thunk it? :D

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@dawogfather it has been a bit chill. Mercifully free from rain, though. You finished your Ark yet?

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@Kylie_vdB pretty awesomesauce so far. We've still got lots to see, so it's like being a tourist on the weekends. How's Brisvegas?

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It's probably not the worst thing about waterfall, but I really miss index cards.

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@gavinbunney @PaulBevis knew I shouldn't have let my wife do it. I always pad my estimates! #IBMRemovals

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My removalists use waterfall. Had to estimate nmbr of boxes 3 weeks ago. Charged massively for change requests. Was off by 43 boxes :(

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@notoriouskiwi brilliant! I demand that you webcast it. Webcast *shakes fist*

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Imagine a world where it takes a 7 person meeting to approve a deploy to the test env. Welcome to Enterprise. 《Cue jurassic park theme》

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I'm willing to bet that when something called the Testing Center is in charge of choosing a test tool, it's going to be QuickTest Pro.

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@notoriouskiwi haha- I thought telling other people how to do their jobs is what architects are for?

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The renegade architect suggests an environment to run automated tests in. Silence descends on the meeting like a shroud...

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@gavinbunney @notoriouskiwi @dawogfather And lo, the prophecy is fulfilled!

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We have to use a crappy webapp to deploy to our dev/test environments? BAM - webdriver! #FightThePower