Tim Olson's Hair

Blond, stringy, sweaty, and gloriously free ... I harness @timmyolson_run's inner wild stallion. Fake account but still keepin it real.

[Tim Olson's Hair @TimOlsonsHair]

.@timmyolson_run "connects w nature" & I'm all like "#RUN MASTER! LETS GET THE F&*K AWAY FROM THE GODDAMN BUFFALOES!"

[Tim Olson's Hair @TimOlsonsHair]

@TimFinocchio @JamilCoury @MeghanHicks I can't help but notice you retweet a many horse racing clips ... meanwhile I tweet whilst I ride atop of my very own stallion @timmyolson_run ... and so to you I say "Jeeszum, let's all go for a gallop!" #ultrachat

[Tim Olson's Hair @TimOlsonsHair]

Fu*&ing bull$h*t .... shoulda released more bears along Cal St and Volcano Canyon. #beargate #ws100 #WesternStates100 #WesternStates #wser100 #WSER https://t.co/mwbjsKk3iO

[iRunFar @iRunFar]

Jim Walmsley (@HokaOneOne) wins the 2018 Western States 100 in a course record 14:30:04 on a baking hot day! (Old record: Timothy Olson, 14:46:44, 2012) #WS100

[Tim Olson's Hair @TimOlsonsHair]

Our plan is working!!!!!!!!!! #beargate https://t.co/2KrNFDoOQi

[iRunFar @iRunFar]

Reliable reports are that Jim Walmsley was delayed for about ten minutes around mile 94 or 95 by a bear with cubs along the trail. #WS100

[Tim Olson's Hair @TimOlsonsHair]

My Stallion and I are virtually hunting you #SlimJim!!!!!!!!! HUUUUUNTING YOOOOOOUUUUU!!!! #wser100 #WS100 #WesternStates100 https://t.co/lrpHM9u2Rw

[iRunFar @iRunFar]

Jim Walmsley leads the race at Pointed Rocks (mile 94.3) in 13:42 elapsed. That’s 6 minutes ahead of course record - he looks fine but struggling a little. #WS100

[Tim Olson's Hair @TimOlsonsHair]

Well sh*t, need a #wrongturn miracle to keep #CR .... Anybody around Browns seeing this DM me ASAP, I have some thoughts to get him #LostOn49

#ws100 #wser100 #WesternStates100 #westernstates https://t.co/MJwAnWHxk6

[iRunFar @iRunFar]

Jim Walmsley leads everyone to the American River Crossing at mile 78 in 11:06, 26 minutes under course record pace. Looks strong. Totally with it mentally. Wow. #WS100

[Tim Olson's Hair @TimOlsonsHair]

PSA ... this lovey dovey horsesh*(t is coming from Master ... I WANT THE MF'NG #COURSERECORD!!!!!! #wser100 #westernstates #westernstates100 #ws100 @iRunFar https://t.co/DEJNSB9aA7

[Timothy Allen Olson @timmyolson_run]

What a great race going on at @wser but I need my 💤 ‘s before @infinitetrailsw tomorrow. Keep running strong everyone. I’ll see when I wake but course records are meant to be broken. Good to see Jim respecting the distance. May the Win/CR go to true champions. I ❤️ our sport!

[Tim Olson's Hair @TimOlsonsHair]

Hey hey hey e'rybody...hadn't even been paying attention to @wser as I figured once again a clean-shaven @walmsleyruns would bonk or drown without a beard. Somebody just said he's smiling at Cal1 & I'm all like glued to the twitter again. #wser #courserecord #ws100 #westernstates

[Tim Olson's Hair @TimOlsonsHair]

.@UltraRunnerPod pls ask about @younggunrun's boring #haircut..its the only change he needs to go sub-15 at @wser100 , right @RobKrarsBeard?

[Tim Olson's Hair @TimOlsonsHair]

I respect your mullet @jasonschlarb ... but your buddy there - the treasure trail, #beard, & nipple #hair ... winner https://t.co/IRrU10DLL2

[jason schlarb @jasonschlarb]

There aren't many Americans who visit the Dolomites, so running into 1 you know on a trail is pretty crazy #EricRich

[Tim Olson's Hair @TimOlsonsHair]

.@jasonschlarb good to hear J ... and remember, a few minutes of soft-talk & tender-twirls will come back to treat you well in the long run

[Tim Olson's Hair @TimOlsonsHair]

Stallion loves him some #Wisconsin, as do I...especially when he dumps @newglarusbeer Spotted Cow & sauerkraut on me https://t.co/0JsObr0I4A

[Timothy Allen Olson @timmyolson_run]

Who needs pavement, just levitate. Happy weekend all.
Great to see you Wisco! #neverstopexploring

[Tim Olson's Hair @TimOlsonsHair]

Almost @GregMcMillan..train, recover, run fingers through mane..more training = more recovery & mane-time. #expert https://t.co/zPIt1qHy16

[Greg McMillan @GregMcMillan]

Train, recover, train recover. The harder the training (+ life stress), the more the recovery. Obey this cycle. Run faster. Simple as that.

[Tim Olson's Hair @TimOlsonsHair]

hey @jasonschlarb..bro, I'd suggest treating the mullet to a nice steam. The 3-4 days after a long push can be the most stiff. #YoureWelcome

[Tim Olson's Hair @TimOlsonsHair]

@SStockPT it's all about the Stallion I ride upon ... and tons of bees wax. #nature @timmyolson_run

[Tim Olson's Hair @TimOlsonsHair]

Master...we are...home. Turnaround so I can kiss the rock??...No? Ok...Master? Hello? Are u meditating again? #HR100 https://t.co/OnLysWfL4a

[iRunFar @iRunFar]

Tim Olson finishes in 31:54 to round out the men's top 10 and 12th overall.#HR100

[Tim Olson's Hair @TimOlsonsHair]

I speak out of emotion. Let's finish this together..... I'm on a stallion to Silverton!!!!!!! #weeping #HR100 #1love https://t.co/RTUPZzDWaY

[iRunFar @iRunFar]

In 30:55 through mile 95, it's Tim Olson. He's rolling to finish line. #HR100

[Tim Olson's Hair @TimOlsonsHair]

I NEED FREEDOM..I know Master is in pain & trying 2 #runmindful but SOMEONE TACKLE HIM & TAKE THE FU**ING HEADWRAP!! https://t.co/v0W3VnhCBp

[iRunFar @iRunFar]

Updates from Cunningham Gulch, mile 91.2: Tim Olson is still on race, left aid around 29:42 elapsed. Bryon Powell too, left in 29:52. #HR100

[Tim Olson's Hair @TimOlsonsHair]

I often take moments atop beautiful mountain summits to take in the beauty of my Stallion @timmyolson_run. #HR100 https://t.co/RdC29CylSR

[iRunFar @iRunFar]

Jornet took a moment at the summit to comment on the beauty of the place. Smiled and waived at us, and said he feels good. #HR100

[Tim Olson's Hair @TimOlsonsHair]

I mean I get it, my stallion is like "we need to #runmindful at #HR100 even in a rough patch"...but it's TIME.TO.GO!

[Tim Olson's Hair @TimOlsonsHair]

@abuchanan4452 hate that guy