Timmy P

Wanna be golfer, retired lefty pitcher. Tweets are my own r/t do not = endorsements. @AdrianBaseball @nvilleathletics and @SAE1108MIave alum. #GoBlue

[Timmy P @TimP711]

Thanks @ForePlayPod was a special moment!

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

BACK TO BACK PUTTER ACES ON THE BACHELOR PARTY TRIP.

WHAT A MOMENT!!!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Appeal Denied

[Nate Bargatze @natebargatze]

Nobody knows

[Townhall.com @townhallcom]

To celebrate America’s 250th anniversary of independence, Japan will illuminate the Tokyo Tower, Rainbow Bridge, and Tokyo Aqua Symphony in red, white, and blue on July 4th 🇺🇸

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Me to Bosnia-Herzegovina right now despite multiple consecutive decades of not caring about soccer:

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

The national anthem plays at San Francisco Bay Area Stadium ahead of the @USMNT’s Round of 32 match 🇺🇸

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Me and the boys pulling up to FIFA HQ to file the Balogun appeal

[JP @catholicjps]

Great Lakes Nationalism

[SVPod @_SVPod]

Cashmere Keith had a hell of a weekend at Shinnecock

Shoutout Keith Mitchell for four straight 70s. @notthefakeSVP sees a win coming soon 📈

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[Timmy P @TimP711]

Love the respectful banter between @chambleebrandel and @mcginleygolf on live from. They aren’t afraid to disagree but are respectful

[Timmy P @TimP711]

@CSayf23 Pine knob?

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@fiago7 Baton Rouge, Austin, Knoxville

[Timmy P @TimP711]

@FreddyLA7 Woah did not know you’re going thru Louisiana you’re gonna love it.

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

Living vicariously through this random German soccer fan who decided to spend the week leading up to the World Cup roaming around Georgia and documenting everything

[Timmy P @TimP711]

@Pannaveli

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@Underwood_szn Yea this was effectively a playoff game.

[Timmy P @TimP711]

@Dr_DewSweep Totally agree btw. But I do think there are some courses where walking is not possible or not practical