Tim Phillips

If i could describe me in 160 chars. i would

[Tim Phillips @TimPhillips]

http://t.co/SK6lDzOKMt Don't worry, officer, this isn't my blood. Really, stop searching me! I feel fine!

[Tim Phillips @TimPhillips]

http://t.co/cNJnzNFSL0 Prove that lightning isn't wizards fighting. You can't.

[Tim Phillips @TimPhillips]

http://t.co/KkSM8hPXip "I'm up for anything" - penises

[Tim Phillips @TimPhillips]

http://t.co/SSZqzA35DK If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.

[Tim Phillips @TimPhillips]

http://t.co/iRrpTeJUlo Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

[Tim Phillips @TimPhillips]

http://t.co/J8msmvkg It would be awesome to have friends as committed to keeping in touch as much as bill collectors are.

[Tim Phillips @TimPhillips]

I have to write 4 pages in 3 hours, but at least I'm not deployed in Iraq. http://t.co/p3f5K3fp

[Tim Phillips @TimPhillips]

http://t.co/44oU4FYt I eat those silica gel packets because consumer electronics are not the boss of me.

[Tim Phillips @TimPhillips]

This hotel has the worst mini-bar. All the little bottles of booze taste like shampoo. http://t.co/7kUv5fUj

[Tim Phillips @TimPhillips]

Wow! cnbc10home . com

[Tim Phillips @TimPhillips]

@RealWizKhalifa all your shit is sick!

[Tim Phillips @TimPhillips]

Dyin some disc! Got some sweet TC logo's and MN logo's

[Tim Phillips @TimPhillips]

disc for breakfast, lunch and dinner

[Tim Phillips @TimPhillips]

Doin work bitch

[Tim Phillips @TimPhillips]

@AndrewZackoski dude I am going to building a wakeboard rail its going to be sick!

[Tim Phillips @TimPhillips]

@AndrewZackoski just got my scooter going this morning. So soon I will bring it up to do some burnouts

[Tim Phillips @TimPhillips]

@AndrewZackoski. I hear you on that! Got to get a good meal in for tonight. Shits going to get crazy!

[Tim Phillips @TimPhillips]

Work blow me!

[Tim Phillips @TimPhillips]

Swoll!

[Tim Phillips @TimPhillips]

Twit this Bitch! #hersheybomb