Tim Probets

[Best of British Comedy @BestOfUKComedy]

🤣🤣 #theoffice

[Tim Probets @TimProbets]

@anon_opin Likewise, i feel out of touch when I stop at a Zebra crossing. Seems speeding through while kids are waiting to cross is the in thing.

[Tim Probets @TimProbets]

@anon_opin I always remember getting music for Christmas. Nothing better than getting that album you wanted.

[Tim Probets @TimProbets]

@Britpopmemories The "Yo Zaff what's up" bit odd but great. Banging tune.

[Tim Probets @TimProbets]

@PolitlcsUK @Telegraph

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Thankfully I'm not Angela Raynor, otherwise the press would have hounded me out of office.

[Memorial Device @memorialdevice]

Mystic Mogg

[Graeme Kelly @GraemeKelly1]

Genuine question, has that 115 charges just gone away now? Surely can’t still be going on? I’ve just seen nothing on it for ages. #City

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsbooze]

I don't care what anyone says about Pep Guardiola. If he wins his 7th Premier League title this season with Man City it's right up there with Lance Armstrong's 7 Tour de France trophies!

[Tim Probets @TimProbets]

@kopice86 What's Istvan Kozma up to these days?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm delighted to welcome Robert Jenrick to Reform! One thing our party urgently needs is more frauds.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Well this is embarrassing 👇 https://t.co/dMHGFbTCtR

[Nadhim Zahawi @nadhimzahawi]

.@mizog366 @MarkReckless @UKIP @Nigel_Farage no chance. Been a Conservative all my life and will die a Conservative.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

You'd think he'd have deleted this first:

[YNWA-ANDY @YNWAANDY28]

Man City refusing to give a share of their gate receipts yesterday to a financially troubled Exeter City is everything that is wrong with modern day football

[Tim Probets @TimProbets]

@Britpopmemories @lembitopik Best dust off the sledge !

[Tim Probets @TimProbets]

@Britpopmemories @lembitopik We've managed one sledging session in my sons 12 years.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Bragging that you just passed your 3rd dementia test
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests