Umwina Chiwempala

Coming from once the cleanest town in Zambia. ⚽ Football lover, Manchester United fan.

[Umwina Chiwempala @TimProvaeb97]

I tweet what’s on my mind. If that hurts you or gets you in your feelings, maybe it applies to you. So do yourself a favor, look deep into your soul and fix it. You’re welcome, I opened your eyes now go better yourself. 😂

[Umwina Chiwempala @TimProvaeb97]

@MyBGE this is unacceptable. A power outage for over 3 hours in these temperatures and can’t even provide a reason for it. What do we even pay the service for? And keep moving the restore time 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Umwina Chiwempala @TimProvaeb97]

After 4 months of intense negotiations with the player and camp, the deal fell through. The club is in no rush to sign another player during this window as they want one good for the project. The player remains a free agent and continues to wait to hear from other clubs.

[Umwina Chiwempala @TimProvaeb97]

I remember when I was in primary school and my mom couldn’t afford to pay for a school trip to the airport for me. Now, I have visited the airport countless times and I get on planes that take off. I don’t have it all yet, but all I’m saying is, things have improved.

[Umwina Chiwempala @TimProvaeb97]

Let’s say you had a chance to open a restaurant in a foreign country (western) and you plan on serving Zambian cuisine. Apart from nshima, what else would you put on the menu?

[Umwina Chiwempala @TimProvaeb97]

One problem I have is that I know how much value I have.
That’s why I am the way I am.
If you think I ain’t s**t, you’re prolly right.

[Umwina Chiwempala @TimProvaeb97]

I think this girl is trying to prepare me for a man she wants. No way she’s sending those good morning texts and scriptures, invites to her church for no reason. She’s on a mission.

[Umwina Chiwempala @TimProvaeb97]

Amad Diallo

[Umwina Chiwempala @TimProvaeb97]

One thing I have always done in my dating life, is try by all means to keep my girl away from being close to my circle of friends or be friends with my friend’s girls. Then last year, I fell for a girl who was in our circle. Worst mistake I ever made.

[Umwina Chiwempala @TimProvaeb97]

Nigerians are like MTN, everywhere you go.
My naija people, how far nah. 😂🤣
Don’t matter where, the key is to japa. 😂

[FÁBIO 🎭 @RiverBoyOficial]

Ela ataca novamente!😁🧑‍🎄

[Umwina Chiwempala @TimProvaeb97]

I have had a bad experience with cats. The last time cats visited our place for over a week and sounded like they were crying, we lost my aunt. The very day she passed, they stopped coming in the night. Tonight, they’ve started doing that again.

[Umwina Chiwempala @TimProvaeb97]

Being home with family has been something I never knew I needed this much.
Welcome to my city, Chingola city.

[Umwina Chiwempala @TimProvaeb97]

Home sweet home. Feels good to be home.

[Umwina Chiwempala @TimProvaeb97]

I could use your help reaching my fundraising goal to fix a high school basketball court. Every single share and donation makes a difference. https://t.co/OPJfmDoYn7

The SEBO Dream Sports Project.

[Umwina Chiwempala @TimProvaeb97]

@Ravens https://t.co/GBxmXT42vV

[Umwina Chiwempala @TimProvaeb97]

I could use your help reaching my fundraising goal. Every single share and donation makes a difference. https://t.co/OPJfmDoYn7

[Umwina Chiwempala @TimProvaeb97]

I could use your help reaching my fundraising goal. Every single share and donation makes a difference. https://t.co/OPJfmDoYn7

[Umwina Chiwempala @TimProvaeb97]

I know Jae Cash mukali but was it necessry to go that hard muli LSK Running? 😮‍💨🔥🔥🔥👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[Umwina Chiwempala @TimProvaeb97]

Something about black.
Well, something about sneakers too.
In short, there’s something about black and sneakers.

[Umwina Chiwempala @TimProvaeb97]

One lesson I learned from my father. Always be helpful. If someone asks the first time, give if you can. If they come the second time, empower them if you can so they don’t come back or going around asking. Some family members may not help financially, but they play other roles.

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

“Sending money back home to your extended family is such a common African practice that I absolutely hate”

⁃Elsa Majimbo

[Umwina Chiwempala @TimProvaeb97]

@OneJoblessBoy I have been a beneficiary of an extended family directly and indirectly (and it’s not always monetary). And I learned how to help people from my dad. If they asked from my dad once, he’d give them. When they come back , he’d find a way to help so they don’t go asking around.

[Umwina Chiwempala @TimProvaeb97]

Salty. Sometimes ku angalakofye mu michanga. Raise the inner child.