Tims

My little space away from reality. Just jokes, fun and writing down my crazy thoughts.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

@oil_shaeikh @BelloGaladanchi So Mr Arafat, in your own honest point of view, how was Yari able to afford $750m to buy off Otedola's shares at the Gerebu power plant?

[Tims @TimShuaib]

As an Arewa youth, you may not have been able to stop these guys from robbing you then. It is now your sole responsibility to ensure their children do not enjoy these loots.

[Ishaq Samaila @ishaqsamaila5]

A proud father, a proud daughter.

Senator Abdulaziz Yari attended the graduation ceremony of his daughter, Amina Yari, celebrating her academic success and bright future ahead. ✨

[Tims @TimShuaib]

@SundayDareSD You literally messed up the country's relationship with its ECOWAS neighbours. These neighbours are always key in achieving regional security.

If this was his beloved Guinea, would he have governed them this way?

[Tims @TimShuaib]

@arewablog_ Stop giving these political jobbers a platform to trend!!!

[Tims @TimShuaib]

@Lefter_11 @abdool_moh Kashin bura ubansu. Ai yawanci jahillai ne. Kwakwalwar su rarara take, ba komi a ciki.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

@abdool_moh There's one of his sons disguising as a livestock farmer on tiktok. I just laugh.

The group of gold miners are trying to turn Nigeria into Congo under our very eyes in the broad daylight.
Loot the people's funds, extract their gold and reward them with bandits.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

It seems the north is finally ready to get rid of these terrorists. There is now a proper focus on the financiers.

Terrorism in the north is birthed by gold, sustained by the gold and can only be ended by the gold.

[Franklin Steele @FranklinStwmdp]

💔 I’m only 23 and battling Stage 4 Melanoma every day. All I want is the chance to watch my son grow up and be there for his future. Please help me keep fighting. ❤️🙏
https://t.co/z0oRA0XYqL

[はな @ahmadksapo53900]

🆘 Eric can't do this alone. Let's come together and help by donating, sharing, and spreading awareness. 🙏

[Tims @TimShuaib]

See how these nonentities were moving in the quest for power.

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

Alison Diezani, Nigeria's real president between 2011 and 2015 spent over $4m on furniture in one shopping binge...

[Tims @TimShuaib]

@ShehuSani Investigation never go anywhere, you don quickly conclude on your own. You don't trust your LEAs?

[Tims @TimShuaib]

@HAHayatu You can have integrity and not be competent, but you can never be competent without integrity.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

@lordofdx @Uno_009 Obi does not have that capacity. Tinubu is the only one that has that capacity. So go into your local communities and pass them the message. Abi you dey fear kidnapping?

[Tims @TimShuaib]

Monday Okphebolo of Edo and Ahmad Aliyu of Sokoto state are two individuals that would not be able to successfully run even a branch of ShopRite/Jifatu.

How they are now governors of states in Nigeria is still a mystery. A. Oshiomole and Aliyu Magatakarda brought this upon us.

[Sehrishhh @drbigbrowneyes]

A muslim woman I know has been suffering from cancer and is in need of donations for her chemotherapy expenses. It's a verified case that I've known and donated to and if anyone wants to volunteer aid, please reach out to me. RT for reach, help a sister in need.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

@micolii_ @abdullahikambaa @TheRadarNewsNG If you had not typed anything, not a single person would've known that you're an ignoramus.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

@fusam__ You're giving attention to fools that are chasing Elon's payout.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

@A__yabo Ko wane dan iska ya siya verification tag sai ya ji kan sa kamar wani attajiru a harkar kasa. Kidnappers din da ke arewa ai yan arewa, ka taba jin sun ce "ai namu namu ne". Allah wadan naka ya lalace a kan neman kudin Elon musk.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

Lol. David thinks typing in Hausa is the best way to communicate with @kahuturarara. Hahahahahahahaha.

HE CANNOT READ!!!!!! It doesn't matter the language. Stop giving these kind of imbeciles attention.

Even those of us in the north see him as a nonentity.

[Davido @davido]

Da farko, duk wanda yake da kishin Najeriya ba zai yi shiru kan matsalar rashin tsaro da ke addabar ƙasa ba, kuma ba zai hana wasu bayyana damuwarsu a kai ba. Rashin tausayi da fifita son rai ko zama karen en siyasa , da fifita son rai fiye da muradun al’umma ba abin alfahari ba ne. Ka kasance mai kishin ƙasarka, ka daina fifita siyasa a kan gaskiya, sannan ka ji tsoron Allah a cikin duk abin da kake yi @kahuturarara

[Tims @TimShuaib]

The fools that support a mic licking criminal moulded into a vegetable are hoping their little "Halifax sessions" here and there would eventually give them access to power so they can loot their own share.

A delusional brief slave with the illusion of closeness to power.

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

The Nigerian government must invest in education.

Without that investment, demagoguery and populism will outlive Peter Obi’s run, because a country that rewards theatrics and lamba over competence risks electing thespians who only know how to play for the audience. We then end up with citizens who think Dangote and Otedola building stadiums is sound economic policy.

Imagine if this incompetent candidate had a solid political acumen? We’d be Argentina now or worse.

As long as a sizeable number of citizens cannot tell a man who knows how to govern from a man who merely enjoys the drama of auditioning for the role, we will keep mistaking the audition for the job.

For now, we are good. Obidients haven’t been able to scale beyond Abuja. And their candidate doesn’t know to stay in one place to solidify a structure. Plus his allies see him as a ladder to their own dream instead of a project they must bring to fruition. For now, we are good.