Tims

My little space away from reality. Just jokes, fun and writing down my crazy thoughts.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

@Jare20x @Omojuwa Please, I have just one task for you: tomorrow morning, visit any bank branch close to you, ask to use the restroom, lock the door and take a good look in the mirror. You will find a very big fool looking straight back at you.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

I see those 2026 Prados birthing 36 ambulance vans each in the near future.

You sound like a delusional fool that thinks life should be all about suffering and hoping for a better tomorrow, while you're at the same seeing the cartel cart away the resources that should provide the "better tomorrow".

[Fisayo Ademuwagun @Tolu_7085]

Omo, I just wish President Tinubu could get the applause he deserves. Look at the years of economic blockages the man is clearing. Do you even understand what previous federal governments left behind? For years, they used fuel subsidies, artificially cheap prices and distorted FX policies to mask the real problems in the economy. People became so accustomed to those policies that they now mistake temporary relief for good economic management. That's why some still believe Yar'Adua was the best president. But we need to look beyond cheap fuel and ask whether the policies actually built a stronger economy for the future.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

If you can submit N10m, I'll link you up with a traditional title up north.

Focus on governance, and stop disturbing our traditional institutions.

[Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT]

There are few joys greater for a father than watching his son grow, find his own path, and earn the respect of others.

My heart is filled with pride as my son, Seyi, has been honoured with the traditional title of Dan Zaki Gwandu, ‘the Son of the Lion’ of Gwandu.

Seyi, I have watched you grow, and I am proud of the man you have become, particularly your commitment to young Nigerians, and your efforts to make a difference in their lives.

My son, remember that every honour comes with responsibility. Wear this title with humility, and never lose your heart for service.

I thank His Royal Highness, the Emir of Gwandu, and the Gwandu Emirate Council for this special honour.

May the Almighty continue to guide your steps and grant you wisdom.

Congratulations, my son. You have made your father proud.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

@Omojuwa My lovely Peoles Gazette.

Mr "as long as you pay, I go run the PR".

[Tims @TimShuaib]

You always find them shouting.

@BwalaDaniel
@seyilaw1
@Omojuwa

[Felix @felixherbt]

This same man again:

His last interview created significant controversy, prompting the APC National Coordinator to appear on Channels Television to clarify and refute several claims he made. He has once again made statements that risk further complicating and setting Tinubu administration for more failures.

Never interrupt your enemies when they’re making mistakes.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

In this era of AI, you add picture to audio. Pls send to Seyi Law.

While at it, kindly find attached video evidence of your party chairman planting the real religious war, and calling people of your faith "arne", infidel.
But again, you're a PR merchant that has no self worth. Anything cash, gbewa.

Your party would rather take a pig than you. But what do I know, uncle PR?
https://t.co/CSzJ8OX3RT

[Tims @TimShuaib]

@SaharaReporters The cleric did that in the presence of 2 APC governors. That should send you a message.

I attach along another video where the then APC chairman, Ganduje hosted some clerics to go out and preach islamic supremacist ideologies. I quote "a Muslim is always superior to an "arne".

[Tims @TimShuaib]

@Omojuwa @PeterObi Source? Seyi law.

You really place your followers in a certain category of intelligence.

Baba, put full details and answer defamation lawsuit.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

@Omojuwa Chicago geologist don drop another PhD material for Seyi Law and co., knowing they won't research.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

@Omojuwa Oga Alpha Reach. This your job hard sha.

Anything image laundering "gbewa". Hustler in chief.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

@OlumideOgunro @Omojuwa You're right.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

"Leave emotions.....". Lol, a human should leave emotions? Statistics can be forged, emotions cannot be forged.

Emotions are a reaction to a reality. You're governing humans, not robots.

"Removing subsidy will have positive impact on the micro economy...." Is this a new economic principle that only came into effect after GEJ left office?

Please, be rational in your dialogue. Thank you.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

@miola001 @Omojuwa You're right, dawg. Americana wannabe.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

No, it was Donald Trump that did that. Tag @realDonaldTrump directly, please.

For those that are still paying taxes to bandits and leave their towns due to steady bandit attacks in a country where a "government" exists, it is still a disgraced country.

Leave the bubble of Lagos and go witness their realities.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

In 2019, I was working in Kano. Egg was actually N500 per crate, gas was N300-N350 per kg.

Lived the life, now it feels like something for the history books.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

In 2019, a crate of eggs cost ₦600.

Today, it costs ₦6,500. Yet someone is still trying to impress you with GDP figures.

Nigerians have not fully grasped the magnitude of what this country is turning into.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

@Omojuwa @PeterObi As you watch this to learn about credit market, please also take note that this same teacher dropped the attached thesis material.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

You saw two clips: one being a random audio with a person's image attached, the other, a full video of a party chairman hosting clerics to preach religious supremacy as an agenda to get votes, but in your own absolute wisdom, the man who's image is attached to a random audio should be the one writing episodes to deny or justify.

When you are chanced, please walk into a bank branch close to you, preferably a new structure, walk into their toilet, look into the mirror and you'd see an idiot in full HD.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

@AdeyinkaStates1 @NuhuSada0 Show me a clip of any NDC member threatening his constituency members with mayhem if they don't vote him, and I'll show you your IQ.

[Tims @TimShuaib]

@_Sufy2 Malam Sufi, let's fix our home. There's nothing like agenda here.

The leaders, whom happen to be Muslims as well, are using bandits to run illegal gold mines. There's no agenda. The truth is right under our very own eyes.