Tim Slagle

Stand up comic, clean and controversial.

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One of my favorites, from my new release, Bachelorette Party:

https://t.co/QzcDq7j9NC

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In the UK, you can be arrested for saying something mean on Social Media, or for holding a "No Kings" rally. A British subject really has no business criticizing the US for our lack of Freedom.
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You have to apologise for swearing at midnight on the telly in the country that's going to livestream an execution.

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@brianstelter @greenbergerj Can't do, "her job"? Why do you have to get into the White House to copy and paste DNC press releases?

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Letting CNN into the White House press room is like asking Bill Cosby to mix your drinks.

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Letting CNN into the White House press room is like asking Bill Cosby to mix your drinks.

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@Gxtso_ @Grok is this real?

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@warDaniel47 What's the problem, as long as they vote Democrat?

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@confusing_wot @grok @BruceWolfChi @CpPods

It’s like the Universe wants us to start up the pod again.

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A Federal Judge just declared the Iran War is illegal, and ordered the President to rebuild their Nuclear Weapons Program.

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A Federal Judge just declared the Iran War is illegal, and ordered the President to rebuild their Nuclear Weapons Program.

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Reports are that Hillary has begun plans for Bill's funeral. Which can only mean one thing: He's ready to testify against her.

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@BruceWolfChi "If" we do a podcast? Come on Bruce. It's inevitable. You're getting itchy to get back.

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@BruceWolfChi She's waiting to have kids until she's in the White House. Then she can go on Maternal Leave, and let the auto-pen run things.

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Congratulations to Todd Harig, a winner of Tim and Dale's Scavenger Hunt.
You can be a winner too! Listen in to the Another Day Above Ground podcast every week to find out how.
@harigtweets
@ProSummarizer

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Actual photo of SpaceX Falcon 9 hitting the moon:

#spaceX

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Senator McConnell posted another photo today. Doctors assure that he will be released from the hospital, as soon as they can get that sixth finger removed.

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This week’s headliner @TimSlagle is doing this comedy stuff for the right reasons 😂

Don’t miss Tim live at Acme this Wednesday- Saturday!

Get tickets: https://t.co/oXJpkFKEsV

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Senator McConnell posted another photo today. Doctors assure that he will be released from the hospital, as soon as they can get that sixth finger removed.

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@AndrewDesiderio Doctors assure that McConnell will be released from the hospital, as soon as they can get his sixth finger removed.

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On this week's Another Day Above Ground podcast, Dale and I talk about the fads of our youth:

https://t.co/NTeVluRtru

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Perhaps it's just a coincidence, but right after President Trump announced voting machines could be hacked, Daniel Ortega suspended elections.