Tim

tweeting is the new screaming into a pillow #lgm #gofins

[Tim @TimSpeaksOnLife]

#America in Three Steps:

Step 1: make protentially destructive product available to anyone with a pulse (see: #opioids; #studentloans; #mortgages)

Step 2: label the predictably destructive outcome of Step 1 as a #crisis

Step 3: do nothing

[Tim @TimSpeaksOnLife]

Job posting for a law firm:

[VICE @VICE]

Fancy getting your head kicked in? We've found the place for you

[VICE @VICE]

Fancy getting your head kicked in? We've found the place for you

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Family members of service members are concerned about conditions on the LIncoln.

Trump: No they’re not.

Reporter: Has the deployment gone on too long?

Trump: No. Not nearly long enough.

[Tim @TimSpeaksOnLife]

the unemployment rate of male escorts in South Carolina just sky rocketed

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Trump's Iran War has been a disaster in the U.S., as gas prices eclipse $4.

But in the developing world, the shock of spiralling energy prices has been cataclysmic.

1/ A short thread the scope of the damage Trump has caused. There are crises everywhere and you need to know.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Drop Site obtained harrowing footage of the latest killing which appears to be from the perspective of the woman in pink filming from the sidewalk

[Tim @TimSpeaksOnLife]

@nickgerli1 Most new houses have mandatory HOA fees making the carrying costs significantly more expensive over time, not to mention the restrictions. People will pay more for an older house outside of a new development

[Miami Dolphins @MiamiDolphins]

Jordyn Brooks doing Jordyn Brooks things. 🫡 #ProBowlVote

[Miami Dolphins @MiamiDolphins]

Your NFL leader in tackles 🫡

RT to #ProBowlVote Jordyn Brooks!

[Ty Hill @cheetah]

#ProBowlVote #Devonachane

[Tim @TimSpeaksOnLife]

@tristandross Just great work.

[Tim @TimSpeaksOnLife]

What the hell?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."

[Tim @TimSpeaksOnLife]

All the dolphins’ edge rushers are wearing sleeves today, and even Judons are black. Have to think this was on purpose

[Kurt Warner @kurt13warner]

I respect all the guys out here doing work, but tell me what happened here, instead of just yelling at QB? It was the right read off the coverage! Details matter!

On this play the #2 WR to that side MUST inside release to HOLD OFF the MLB or this play has little chance! Vs C3 the corner is dead bc it’s running to the CB, the only chance this play has is off the OSLB to the right side who covers the flat & Tua throws this about as quick as he can! They do nothing to slow the MLB down - who is the biggest problem in this play - and then everyone blames TUA!

There are certain plays where a QB has to trust the playcall and design and read it bc they can’t see everyone! The play has to take care of MLB if the QB is on time… and he can’t HOLD the MLB with his eyes bc he has to read the OSLB first! So he’s not TELEGRAPHING the throw he’s READING the throw which is what QBs must do (it’s not staring down a WR it’s reading a defensive player)!

So again all respect to the guys out here doing work - but u have to explain the WHY or ppl just will follow your lead and think this is just dumb by TUA, which it’s not!

[Tim @TimSpeaksOnLife]

Can we all agree to boycott every company who places a commercial on RedZone?

[Tim @TimSpeaksOnLife]

@EliteMarino Claypool ran the wrong route. I was sitting in that corner in the second row, right at the goal line . He drifted back resulting in the Safety undercutting the route. It sucked but that pick was on Claypool.

[Tim @TimSpeaksOnLife]

@kevinbaum013 You have definitely seen it - it’s on the west side of Foley Square!

[Tim @TimSpeaksOnLife]

The next white lotus should take place at hedonism in Jamaica

[Tim @TimSpeaksOnLife]

NY Post editorial board be spinning so hard we are all going to fly off the Earth

[New York Post @nypost]

How Trump’s tariffs could finally help Americans win their war on clutter https://t.co/wPPBrGY5Qb

[Tim @TimSpeaksOnLife]

Why are they protesting outside the White House on a Saturday? Everyone knows no one will be home! ⛳️🏌️‍♂️

[Joe Flood @joeflood]

I guess the tariff policy isn’t very popular - the riot fence went up around the White House (there’s a big protest tomorrow)