Tim Standage

Golfer • Surfer • Amateur Filmmaker

[jack @imgbyj]

PRIMETIME (2026)

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.

[A24 @A24]

You see how this looks, right? Lance Oppenheim's PRIMETIME produced by and starring Robert Pattinson as famed To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen, inspired by true events. Have a seat September 25.

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Our political system has collapsed into paralysis and looting. Change is coming. Here’s what America should be.

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

“my tattoos have a meaning”

yeah they mean you’re retarded

[Tim Standage @TimStandage]

@Georgesantos How many people has Israel killed since October 7, @Georgesantos isn’t that worse than what Hamas has done?

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Grocery prices are insane. They’re still rising. Addressing this problem should be the number one priority of every elected leader. End the stupid foreign wars and focus on this issue. It’s one of the main reasons socialists are gaining power.

[Ethan🫐 @SoftlyAugust]

With all due respect to the Odessey, one movie had Tom Holland and Jon Berthnal coming off the bench, the other had Jason Clarke, Josh Hartnett, and Rami Malek.

[✍️ 🇦🇱 @10blended]

Cinemas genuinely top 5 invention in the history of mankind

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨🕺🇪🇸 #WATCH — Rory McIlroy has gone NUCLR at superclub Pacha Ibiza in Spain 🔥 @TrackingRory

[Tim Standage @TimStandage]

Nolan’s next movie needs to be:
- Saving Star Wars
- James Bond Trilogy
- Horror movie
- Dramatic sports biopic (Soccer, Golf, etc)

[Spieth’s “inner” Dialogue @SpazzyMind]

Spieth’s 2027:

- Fires Cameron McCormick
- 2 week trip to see Butch
- Talks to Dr. Bob Rotella
- Drops UA
- Signs with Peter Millar/Footjoy
- Switches to a mallet putter
- T10 at Masters
- Final grouping at PGA Frisco for the slam

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

When your friend asks for a gimme on a 5-footer https://t.co/gTg6VQdeUv

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Sheldon Adelson is looking to give big dollars to Rubio because he feels he can mold him into his perfect little puppet. I agree!

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

i love that if you consider this a sequel to the odyssey you could totaly take that storm which delays trinity as a final warning from the gods

[Ten Years Ago Today @tenyearsnow]

Alex Jones and Roger Stone crash Cenk Uygur's Young Turks broadcast and chaos ensues

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"I like that [Rory McIlroy] just stepped in the batter's box and said, 'I'll say it. I hate that guy.' ... In 2026, this is rare."

@Patmcafeeshow and @dariusjbutler weigh in on Rory McIlroy's comments on Bryson DeChambeau.