Tim Starnes

Same as it ever was!

[Tim Starnes @TimStarnes3]

@TrumpTruthOnX Missed the third woman holding the LV in her lap. Don’t have the context, so maybe Melania?

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

This is why we shouldn't give mentally ill people copious amounts of synthetic chemicals and injectable hormones

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@malik_alee66879 Iowa

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@Lexibexiio With your third hand available, I can say your fears are seriously exaggerated.

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@trumplicans2024 Gone to the big-box store to look for studs

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@GIFs_22 11:53

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@Punchy_Playz T-Bone = NY Strip + Filet

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@oelma__ The calendar on the wall plainly shows 1974

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@geniuscyp 310 degrees

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@Vaneezaik 50

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@Deanna8s You look amazing for 49

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@sadafsheriff35 0

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@_elena_moreau2 How much does your current obnoxious boyfriend weigh?

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@Simii0__ 42

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@oelma__ Self-circumcission gadget

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@oelma__ Nice boobs, no plastic

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@oelma__ You’ll need all fifteen fingers and ten toes to calculate the tip

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@oelma__ Anybody got a nine volt battery?

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@oelma__ Penelope

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@oelma__ Stupidity