Me: officer, the guy had a knife and yelled aloha snackbar. I neutralized the threat and then rendered first aid.
Officer: people said you packed the wound with sliced ham while laughing and saying “say hi to your pedo prophet for me”
Me: all I know is I packed the wound….
A man tried forcing his way into a stranger’s Rolls-Royce while she was still sitting in it at a Miami valet, and he got tased and cuffed for it almost immediately.
Whatever he was thinking, trying to climb into an occupied luxury car in broad daylight is a special kind of bold and reckless.
Security clearly didn’t hesitate, and honestly, neither should they in a situation like that.
What’s wrong with people today is a fair question, because this kind of brazen behavior keeps showing up in broad daylight like there’s no fear of consequences anymore.
We need to take Swatting seriously.
There is no excuse in 2026 for such a high percentage of law enforcement to be unaware of what it is, and not be giving resources to tracking down the perpetrators.
It has fatal consequences.