Tim The Toolbag

#tooltime with the #toolbag

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@ericadann Congrats on going against the stereotype and actually being a fine dime that goes to UF #NeedleInAHaystack

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@ScottyRageBeav is to Faceynes what MJ was to the NBA #MVP

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“@TallyDouche: Just ate some Vitamin C and I am ready to fuck!” I bet you get a lot of protein from all that jizz you're about to swallow

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@TallyDouche such an unclassy douche. You are an absolute disgrace.

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I'll be at @potbellystally tonight raging face with some fine ass #TallySlampieces, then off to Auburn tomorrow!

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SHOUTOUT to my fine ass followers, especially you @kwoske27 cause you could turn a gay man straight

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I wonder what school has the #frattiest campus

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Has anybody seen Dan Gleesac? #biogo

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This guy. Baldguyproblems #biogo

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Smells like pledge in here #biogo

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Resolutions? Slam more pieces!!!!

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Oh it's been awhile twitter world. #Tooling takes up a lot of time

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#thatawkwardmoment when the slut you brought home last night doesn't make you breakfast in the morning

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I need to start majoring in being #Facey I'll get a PHD in no time

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some people can only dream of being as #facey as i am

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It's a great day to be #facey #firstofthemonth

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Time to go get shredded #gymtime

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It's the most, faciest time of the yearrrrr!

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How do blind people know when to stop wiping their asses after they shit

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@PMarizzle you keep getting sexier the older you get #MilfLife