Larry Wall

Yes, that Larry Wall.

[anocelot @anocelot]

I clearly hear all these sound effects in my head.

[Larry Wall @TimToady]

@quietfanatic @BrandXJon Can't be a coincidence, since that's also exactly the number of pages in my tax return that I filed today. Also the first number that is more than half a ream of paper!

[Larry Wall @TimToady]

@financequant Ah, yes, that's just the old No True Carrier Pigeon Fallacy...

[Larry Wall @TimToady]

Funny how people use cold weather to deny global warming, then get into their RVs where the refrigerator uses a flame to cool itself just the same way...

[Larry Wall @TimToady]

Since conservatives are by definition in favor of conservation principles, I propose that under the Conservation of Racism principle we take all the extra confederate statues, melt 'em down, and build the border wall out of that.

[Larry Wall @TimToady]

@quietfanatic Ooh, argument from autoauthority. One of the eternal verities, like Ourobos. Except I think Trump is attemping it head-first.

[Larry Wall @TimToady]

So we skip the daily security briefings because they're "boring", but somehow we know enough about Russia to assert a universal negative…

[Larry Wall @TimToady]

@obra You shouldn't blame 2016 for carrying off a 95-year-old codger, especially when it also brought you the Best Baby Ever.

[Larry Wall @TimToady]

say "The new Environmental Pro{$_}tion Agency"
for <tec mo duc voca stra crastina stitu>.pick(3)

[DEV Community @ThePracticalDev]

The popular approach

[Larry Wall @TimToady]

Alas, you aren't a true functional programmer after you start thinking that way either, since users aren't idempotent. https://t.co/RKyfLe5Kg2

[Lewis Wall @[email protected] @quietfanatic]

You aren't a true functional programmer until you start thinking of the user as a function from pixels to clicks.

[@[email protected] - I don’t post here anymore @obra]

My ID bracelet for the NICU describes our son as a "0 day"

This is not how I expected to get pwned. But it probably should've been.

[Steve Silberman @stevesilberman]

Exactly this. We need to channel Molly Ivins now.

[Linda Regber, M.Sc. @Satoshi_calling]

Bad Dataviz: This map of every pub in the UK is super helpful. via /r/dataisugly https://t.co/5K7GjbewCk

[Larry Wall @TimToady]

"Making America Great Again" apparently means going back to
A: the 1950s.
B: the 1850s.
C: the 1750s.
D: the 550s.

[Larry Wall @TimToady]

Yeah, shame on all those women and slaves! https://t.co/M4BQ1UyQKd

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally

[Larry Wall @TimToady]

@anocelot @MagicRealismBot You've confused world with whorled there. I'd visualize whorled peas now, but my black-eyed peas have no hare.

[Larry Wall @TimToady]

Hmm, I wonder how many more years till sea-level rise does a Sandy on the Whitehouse...

[Larry Wall @TimToady]

@pdcawley Bunnies are already self-extending, and uniform mass distribution is overkill, maybe just some radial symmetry or so...

[Larry Wall @TimToady]

First we postulate, without loss of generality, a spherical bunny... https://t.co/XObiZKewXK

[Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot]

A mathematician in Kyoto wishes to substitute the world with a bunny.