Tim Williams

[Tim Williams @TimWill97912506]

@PoliticalStacy How are the dogs walking on Water? 🤔

[Tim Williams @TimWill97912506]

@TiffMoodNukes *Cancels RO subscription*

[Tim Williams @TimWill97912506]

@BeholdPaleH0rse So Netflix juiced his balls? (Pause)

Maybe they corked his bat?

Maybe they turned on a big ass fan to give his balls a lil extra distance to make sure it was a homer?

Or… maybe he just better than everyone else tonight and won the event

[Tim Williams @TimWill97912506]

@Snapback_Trivia Embarrassing

[Eduardo Hagn @EduardoHagn]

🚨 BREAKING from @SamiMokbel_BBC:

Noni Madueke is expected to get the nod and go to the World Cup with England! 🤩

Phil Foden will miss out. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Tim Williams @TimWill97912506]

@Rosenbergradio lil Wayne’s Rock album lol

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@SkySportsNews This may result in even more corners lol.

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@AFTVMedia His G&A would improve as well if the statisticians would accurately record the stats.

How did he not get an assist for Eze’s first goal at the toilet bowl?

[Rit Holtzman @BenRitholtzNBA]

The Year is 2054.

My grandson bounces on my knee.

“But pop-pop, how did the Knicks rebound from a 2-9 January stretch to win their first championship in 50+ years?”

I look at him, a tear forming in my graying eyes.

“Landry Shamet, my dear boy.

Landry Shamet.”

[Tim Williams @TimWill97912506]

@UPYOURARSENAL04 Eze is utterly useless when he comes on. He seemingly has no motor. Doesn’t demand the ball.

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@mulindwa_guy @PatrickTimmons1 The problem is… only 11 shots on target

[Tim Williams @TimWill97912506]

@MS2PZ Married people

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@lfc_lance Raheem

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@thomas_giddins @afcstuff @SkySportsNews Left wing has been more productive than the right this season 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Tim Williams @TimWill97912506]

I’ve heard Set piece FC…. No shots allowed FC… Own Goal FC…

How about Top of the league FC 🤷‍♂️

#COYG #ARSBHA #arsenal

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Couldn’t be happier for @kierantierney1 !

Enjoy your scotch tonight my man! #gunnerforever

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@ShithouseryHQ 5-1 at the emirates. Book it

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@TruckBon Netflix 👋

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@scrapytweets Odegaard (when fit) doesn’t get lost in games like he does.

[Tim Williams @TimWill97912506]

@scrapytweets Why are we acting like he’s only playing bad because of the system… he’s played in the 10, 8 and out wide and he’s been the least effective player in all three spots.

We can be honest and just say he hasn’t kicked on yet. It’s not always the fault Arteta and the system.